Welcome back!

• I can’t believe how exhausted I still am after 10 hours of sleep. Holy crap I have a lot of email. #


• Google Reader just says 1000+. . . Thinking I should just mark all read and move on with my life. #


• Adding camp people to my Google Reader account. Reid Mihalko. . . so fucking dreamy ;) #


• I am completely useless. I have so many sex toys to get reviews out for. Tried some at camp ;) #


• I like that every time I look at the sunburn on my boobs I think of the fun I had in the pool this weekend. That was lovely. #


• And I have to say that sunburned nipples are not as bad as they sound. I have more sensitivity and they are hard all the time. #


• @scarletlotus Thanks babe. Yes, just slightly owie. My tan is fabulous – I was so naughty about not wearing sunblock but I don’t burn badly. #


• @amberlrhea Wow, seriously? Why? #


• @HisButterfly I just need a volunteer to lick them and blow cool air on them. #


• @writingdirty Nice! I hear there are some pretty beaches to photograph in the South ;) #

• @eternal42 won one of the vibes donated by @edenfantasys . Friskiest pet! #


• On the way home from camp and making a long toy wishlist! #

• Just finished a fun sensation scene that I co-topped with Jay. Later I am working in the "brothel". #


• The brothel was amazing. I can’t believe how much it was like phone calls with clients. #


• Spent much of the day so far lounging in the pool. Looking forward to Lolita’s class on ageplay in a bit. #

• Evening included chore duty and a knife scene. There was a cherry! Tommorrow Jay and I are getting mummified together. #


• Just watched a game of butt plug ring toss. Today is beautiful, I hope that the weather holds. #

• Cuddle party was illuminating and surprisingly emotional for me. #


• @wendyblackheart Cant wait to see you here! #


• Just met Sarah Sloan who is totally awesome and gorgeous! #


• @fortryll and I just got felt up by Nina Hartley OMFG! #

• Up early and on the way to camp! #


• Forgot pillows so now on the way to target! #


• First camp sex with my amazing Jay. also, a podcast listener recognized me by my voice! So unexpected! #


• We saw a gorgeous cutting class/demo and are at dinner being introduced to a million people by @viviane212 #

• @twitties 089203170174054402120635058708630961069710170794544 #


• The night before a big roadtrip I find myself coating clothespins in wax. And this makes perfect sense. #


• I haven’t gotten half as much done as I was hoping for and I am already desperately exhausted. #


• @bailar_vivir I have been looking for someone to gift my old harness to. Email me if you are interested. #


• @mrsexsmith I said Irish soda bread: Soft interior with rough, hard exterior (but the exterior always has some cracks). #


• My students cajoled me into giving a speech. So I did. #


• Getting ready for Dark Odyssey is causing me to write weird texts to @eternal42. The latest: “power strip, feather bed, lamps” Far out! #


• I’ve turned Twitter auto-posting back on and scheduled posts for while I’m gone. This is a new level of productivity. #


• @aagblog I am totally going to scream your name during my first camp orgasm. You know, spill a drop (of vaginal lubrication) for my homie. #


• I apologize to everyone that just read my last tweet. I have no street cred ;) #


• Watching Kennedy’s “Truth and Tolerance In America Speech” #


• About to go get my eyebrows did. ;) One more set of boring student speeches after that and I am free! #

• @VeraFromFYN I stand by mine. Pics of a giant, messy toy stash, the most in need of your help wins. You are California Closets but for toys! #


• @VeraFromFYN Ha! I have one! Not dirty messy, just messy! http://twitpic.com/4kon #


• @EdenFantasys Awesome! I’m so glad to see that. #


• So, the professor I slept with a few years ago is e-stalking one of my friends (that he dated) via my Facebook wall. Nice. . . #


• @UrsulaBrangwen Jesus fucking christ. Even the reporter that called her a MILF was getting pissed at that dude. #


• @blessed_harlot It is about time! ;) #


• A nice heart-to-heart with a good friend has me both melancholy and optimistic. And now it is time for bed. #


• I want to go back to sleep but I really need to get some things accomplished today. Perhaps a pitcher of thai iced tea is in order. #


• I just found a small stash of dental dams in our closet full of camping gear. #


• @writingdirty Damn, I need to start thinking about a makeout party down here, don’t I? I know I promised you one. . . #


• @writingdirty Jesus christ, I thought we agreed to nix the down South jokes? #


• @aagblog Need someone to help you with that? #


• Cool! Just got a We-Vibe to try out. #


• This might be my new favorite blog: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ #


• I just bought really decadent snacks for camp and yummy drinks. #


• The fact that I can’t even focus on Hania coming over for dinner because I am so excited about camp says a lot. Mmm, she is gorgeous though. #


• @mrsexsmith Irish soda bread? #


• I was going to finish BR #22 (with @aagblog !) tonight but I’m going to make out with Hania instead. Is that okay with all of you? #