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• @twitties 089203170174054402120635058708630961069710170794544 #
• The night before a big roadtrip I find myself coating clothespins in wax. And this makes perfect sense. #
• I haven’t gotten half as much done as I was hoping for and I am already desperately exhausted. #
• @bailar_vivir I have been looking for someone to gift my old harness to. Email me if you are interested. #
• @mrsexsmith I said Irish soda bread: Soft interior with rough, hard exterior (but the exterior always has some cracks). #
• My students cajoled me into giving a speech. So I did. #
• Getting ready for Dark Odyssey is causing me to write weird texts to @eternal42. The latest: “power strip, feather bed, lamps” Far out! #
• I’ve turned Twitter auto-posting back on and scheduled posts for while I’m gone. This is a new level of productivity. #
• @aagblog I am totally going to scream your name during my first camp orgasm. You know, spill a drop (of vaginal lubrication) for my homie. #
• I apologize to everyone that just read my last tweet. I have no street cred ;) #
• Watching Kennedy’s “Truth and Tolerance In America Speech” #
• About to go get my eyebrows did. ;) One more set of boring student speeches after that and I am free! #