About Me

Media, Business and all General Inquiries:
Email – lumpesse AT gmail DOT com

Vital Statistics
Name – Ellie
Age – 29
Location – Southeastern United States
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Frequently Asked Question
What does “Lumpesse” mean?
It is a nonsense word based on a pet name I had for my boyfriend at the time. I sometimes call him “Lumpus” and I figured that “Lumpesse” is the female version. It was chosen hastily and now I’m stuck with it. Just call me “Ellie” and everything will be fine.

About Ellie

Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast, is a phone slut for hire, and reviews sex toys.

This is the last time you will see her talk about herself in the third person.

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Categories

Accolades and Press

Violet Blue of Tiny Nibbles
"Too yummy for words."

Interview on New York Public Radio's "Soundcheck"

Fleshbot August 2006

Fleshbot October 2005

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Directories and Such

My Podcast

Reading Material

Call Me

If you've wondered what it would be like to get me on the phone, no need to wonder anymore!

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Great Toys

Sex Toys and Vibrator Reviews at VibeReview

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What I'm Doing...

I finally can afford the finer things in life! http://t.co/VB9MTsR2 2012-05-25
Act now and get rich! http://t.co/VB9MTsR2 2012-05-25
It's time to change your career path. http://t.co/vrsy1Qi4 2012-05-24
Make the right choice for your family! http://t.co/vrsy1Qi4 2012-05-24
Why isn't the pool at my apartment complex clothing-optional? 2011-08-08
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