About Me

Contact Info
Email - lumpesse AT gmail DOT com

Vital Statistics
Name - Ellie
Age - 25
Location - Southeastern United States
Occupation - Student/Teacher/Disc Jokey/Phone Fantasy Operator
Learn more from my 100 Things. (I might need to update this list someday!)

Frequently Asked Question
What does “Lumpesse” mean?
It is a nonsense word based on a pet name I had for my boyfriend at the time. I sometimes call him “Lumpus” and I figured that “Lumpesse” is the female version. It was chosen hastily and now I’m stuck with it. Just call me “Ellie” and everything will be fine.

About Ellie

Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast and is a phone slut for hire.

Ellie is also a proud contributor to Best Sex Bloggers and The Femme's Guide. This is the last time you will see her talk about herself in the third person.