About Me

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Contact Info

Email – lumpesse AT gmail DOT com

Vital Statistics

Name – Ellie

Age – 25

Location – Southeastern United States

Occupation – Student/Teacher/Disc Jokey/Phone Fantasy Operator

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Frequently Asked Question

What does “Lumpesse” mean?

It is a nonsense word based on a pet name I had for my boyfriend at the time. I sometimes call him “Lumpus” and I figured that “Lumpesse” is the female version. It was chosen hastily and now I’m stuck with it. Just call me “Ellie” and everything will be fine.

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About Ellie

Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast and is a phone slut for hire.

This is the last time you will see her talk about herself in the third person.

Photographic Evidence

Posts with pictures
Flickr Photostream

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Accolades and Press

Violet Blue of Tiny Nibbles
"Too yummy for words."

Interview on New York Public Radio's "Soundcheck"

Fleshbot August 2006

Fleshbot October 2005

Crushes

Directories and Such

My Podcast

Reading Material

Call Me

If you've wondered what it would be like to get me on the phone, no need to wonder anymore!

(1.99/min.)

Great Toys

Sex Toys and Vibrator Reviews at VibeReview

Sex Toys @ VibeReview!

Babeland

Liberator

What I'm Doing...

Who is going to #Frolicon? 13 hrs ago
Web 2.0 moves fast http://formspring.me/ellielumpesse 22 hrs ago
New Post: http://www.lumpesse.com/2010/03/keeping-busy/ 3 days ago
So wait, what happened to Sugasm? I feel like I missed 3 weeks of class over here. 3 days ago
I'm embarrassed to admit how long it has been since I've upgraded Wordpress. 3 days ago
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