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Contact Info
Email - lumpesse AT gmail DOT com

Vital Statistics
Name - Ellie
Age - 25
Location - Southeastern United States
Occupation - Student/Teacher/Disc Jokey/Phone Fantasy Operator
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Frequently Asked Question
What does “Lumpesse” mean?
It is a nonsense word based on a pet name I had for my boyfriend at the time. I sometimes call him “Lumpus” and I figured that “Lumpesse” is the female version. It was chosen hastily and now I’m stuck with it. Just call me “Ellie” and everything will be fine.

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About Ellie

Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast and is a phone slut for hire.

Ellie is also a proud contributor to Best Sex Bloggers and The Femme's Guide. This is the last time you will see her talk about herself in the third person.

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Accolades and Press

Violet Blue of Tiny Nibbles
"Too yummy for words."

Interview on New York Public Radio's "Soundcheck"

Fleshbot August 2006

Fleshbot October 2005

Crushes

Directories and Such

My Podcast

Bedroom Radio

Reading Material

Call Me

If you've wondered what it would be like to get me on the phone, no need to wonder anymore!

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Great Toys

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What I'm Doing...

I never know what to pack for trips like this. Frustrating. 21 hrs ago
That's it. I'm buying half a dozen toe-nail clippers. I can never find one when I need it. 23 hrs ago
I need a few more Obama voters/perverts to answer some questions. Email me at lumpesse@gmail.com if you can help ;) 23 hrs ago
I need a few more Obama voters/perverts to answer come questions. Email me at lumpesse@gmail.com if you can help ;) 23 hrs ago
I have so much to do before I we can leave for Atlanta. Holy crap though, I'm excited. I'm eating at least one meal at IKEA ;) 1 day ago
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