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• @essinem I know how you feel! #
• Twitter? Can you hear me? #

• Sweet. I got funding for one of my classes. More money for booze and hookers :) #
• Watching trashy trashy trashy reality television. #
• @furrygirl Thinking of heading back down to the dirty south? #

• Miserably addicted to flirting with boys. #
• @playwithmatch Oh you scamp, do not tempt me! How YOU doin? ;) #
• @audaciaray OMG I know, I think I’m going to have to figure out a more specific keyword. It has been bad for weeks! #

• Well, I’ve almost made it through Mother’s Day without crying, good job to me! #
• Stunned into submission. Really and truly. #
• This class is going to be serious business. Eeep. #
• Just finished an interview with @johnbaku for Bedroom Radio #15. That was lots of fun! #
• @raquelita Clearly you just need to stop EXISTING. Sorry you have to deal with that nonsense. #
• When I get an email from a kinky person that is playing the pronoun game with complete strangers, I assume they are a dumb ass. #
• @Azephyra Look at the section on ‘linguistic conventions’ http://tinyurl.com/46zjxp #

• Yet another repressed Republican southern couple that will not be hooking up with THIS hot bi babe. #
• Whenever I can’t decide if I’m feeling masochistic or sadistic, I log onto AdultFriendFinder chat. . . #
• @playwithmatch Wow, do I want to listen to this? #
• I was just gifted with a jar of silver liquid latex. Any ideas? #
• @eternal42 You might be an unrepentant attention whore but you sure are a cute one! #
• Sitting on the porch, reading a book on the science of orgasm. #

• Pictures later and I have a totally sexy man getting ready to call me up and get me in the mood. Excellent! #

• @thursdays_child Who called you a porn star? ;) #
• I think it is about time for another FetLife chat, kids! Who is with me? #
• @nobilis Totally. But you don’t actually need one to chat, we are just in the gabbly room. #
• @amberlrhea and @rustytanton Congratulations on your anniversary! #
• @nobilis OMG that is really really cool! (Not a bad song either. . .) #

• Oooh I’m so excited. Bedroom Radio is going to be getting even hotter in some episodes in the very near future! #