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• there aren’t enough pictures of my tits in the Internet - http://twitpic.com/1xww #
• More tits - because I care - http://twitpic.com/1xwy #
• I just had a dream that I got fired from a job I don’t have for using “the twitter”. I don’t want that fictional job anyway! #
• I just finished interviewing Artemis Hunter and when I walked in she said “you have great breasts”. I officially declare it “My Tits Day”. #
• okay, I love the feeling of garters rubbing against my ass and the back of my thighs. Off to learn some new tricks with rope. #

• I hope that my new haircut is still long enough that he can grab a nice fist full of my hair and push me down on his cock. #
• @marcelloNYC Dude, that guy needs to be gagged with a huge cock way more than I do! #
• @audaciaray That is why you have to blow their minds by not giving any tests at all! #
• New Podcast Uploaded: What About The Johns? (An Audio Plea) http://tinyurl.com/69sv6k #
• I really can’t keep these hours anymore unless I go totally nocturnal. #
• I am drinking a Capri sun and trying to explain twitter to normal people. - http://twitpic.com/1xgy #

• Damnit, @TonyComstock I’m an English teacher, not a bartender! ;) #
• Listening to a playlist of every song on GrooveShark with “slut” in the title. This would make a good episode. #
• @Nobilis: “It’s funny… I’d rather be respected by street whores than by Senators.” Street whores have much more integrity. . . #
• I know I have moved from lust to crush when I am making a damn mixtape. #
• @essinem yes, just like that but with better music. Oh and sluttier. :) #
• Okay, my DVR somehow messed up the recording of Top Chef last night. And Bravo’s site has a big fat spoiler. Grrr! #
• I just sent a man the most confident and beautiful and sexy and FAT picture I have of myself. And I feel good about it. Truly. #
• @MadelineGlass Serge Gainsbourg, American Analog Set, Velvet Underground, Joy Division, Galaxie 500, The Dears. #
• @grooveshark I am in love with your site but having a terrible time signing up to save my playlists - any tips? #
• @grooveshark Using Firefox, I try to register and it just hangs - nothing happens. lumpesse@gmail.com #

• soulseek right on my phone? Yes please. #
• @eternal42 Made a yummy dinner with no loss of life or limb. That is considered a success around these parts. #
• So lucky to have this handsome man in my bed! - http://twitpic.com/1u80 #
• @TonyComstock you know, a comma would solve this dilemma for you. #

• I never get tired of seeing Secretary. #
• @kimberleecline @cunningminx @playwithmatch I have never loved Twitter as much as I do right now ;) #
• Ah poly. . . telling a potential partner: “You should talk to @eternal42 sometime, you have more in common than wanting to fuck me” #
• “And when you said: ‘I’ve got nothing on beneath this dress,’ that was such great flirting!” http://tinysong.com/gaE #

• I just had a series of orgasms that were intense enough to leave me half deaf for 5 minutes. Thanks Phone Sex!! ;) #
• So the iPhone vibrated itself off the nightstand to wake me up this morning. I looked at it and had a pang of guilt. Spending hangover! #
• @amberlrhea @melissagira @kimberleecline If I were to go on a shopping spree on Amazon, what books would I buy about sex work/ers? #
• So, apparently I have acquired over 100 followers on here. @ me and tell me who the heck all y’all are ;) #
• Amazon cart filled and another several in the wishlist. Will be my reward for finishing this paper. Thanks smart ladies of the internet! #
• Wait? Am I the only sex podcaster that hasn’t gotten re-instated in iTunes? How did the rest of you get back in?! #
• @thursdays_child Ah, the two halves! I am familiar with that idea. At least your Thursday half gets to share your face. . . #
• I am pretty impressed with pocket tweets. Maybe I will keep this thing. #
• @eye5600 lol I am trying to comprehend it too. Guess I strained something in my brain. #

• @MadelineGlass Mean bloggas?? Who is being mean to you? #
• Listen to a couple cast or gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon?? Hmm, decisions decisions. #
• Okay, so if I did some sort of live podcast interactive chatroom sort of thingie who would participate? Raise your hands! #
• Just tried out the Pure Pleasure http://tinyurl.com/6zrpg8 with some i-Lube http://tinyurl.com/5kev8m. All recorded, naturally ;) #
• Can anyone believe that I am actually editing Bedroom Radio #17 right now. Already!? Dude, this in unheard of productivity! #
• Damn you Apple and your marketing targeted at me. I have never bought one of your products but the draw of the iPhone is almost magnetic. #
• ah summer. my sweltering heat ensemble - http://snaptweet.com/6539a #
• Sitting at a mexi rest by the att store. What the hell is wrong with me? Is this a gateway apple product? #
• I can’t believe I just did this. Apple fiends, spam me with the neatest applications and things for the iPhone. #
• @eye5600 There are plenty of podcasts I have put out. I’m trying to figure out if podcast listeners would be into something more interactive #

• Just finished tying up a gorgeous girl in lots of pretty pink and black rope. #
• Listening to podcasts of sessions from Balticon. I have such a crush on @reginalynn #
• Just admit to my client that the sound he heard while we were talking was one of my cats puking. It feels good to get that off my chest. LOL #
• @melissagira @kimberleecline I could really use some advice from you brilliant ladies about something I am dealing with. #