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• Instant fail on OkCupid: Mentioning your car in the first line of your profile. #
• @wendyblackheart I am cracking up about your crazy letter on tumblr. This is going on Junkbuzzed. “Don’t want to come off as forward” LOL! #
• Annoying smut writing cliche of the day: “Like sipping a fine wine.” #
• @nobilis We are about to record your story. I mean, I will record it and Jay will “help” ;) Any requests? #
• Mixing down a podcast while his come is starting to dry on my hip and stomach. #
• @thursdays_child Mmm, I need to get you on the phone sometime, sweetie ;) #

• WIN!: “did I read right on one of your twitter thingies…you had a threesome? or was that code for something non-sexual? like cupcakes” #
• Why does everyone and their fucking mother want to know what I thought about Emily Gould’s article? I am not internet famous! #
• @amberlrhea Oh sweet, I am internet famous then ;) Hopefully all about what a wanton slut I am, right? Right? #
• @furrygirl Seamus Heaney has an amazing series of poems about the Bog People based on P.V. Glob’s work. #
• @elwood42 I knew you would be here! LOL following me and Obama, I feel really special. #
• Just sent my first “real” article to a real editor. Cross all of your fingers and toes and other pertinent parts for me! #

• @graydancer I’ve been listening to your podcast for a long time and just processed that you live in my home town. Neat! #
• Quoth an evil lawyer perv: “You should do Bikram yoga, it will make your clitoris magical” #
• @narrationbyd Yeah, I guess he took some different classes than you! #
• @thursdays_child That is some bullshit, I’m sorry! #
• About to hop in bed with this gorgeous toy and record a review, http://tinyurl.com/4dt2mz. My life is so hard ;) #
• Good poly moment: Waking up exhausted because we stayed up late talking about our new crushes. #
• @aagblog We got the exact same spam recently. Weird. #
• feeling mischievious - http://snaptweet.com/77017 #
• just bought another 100 feet of rope and a package of clothes pins. what? we have laundry to do. #
• @tonycomstock I just read your latest blog post. And you are my hero! #

• I just ordered a whole bunch of rope. Yay! #
• It is weird when people come out of the woodwork and you find out that they were perverts all along. #

• There is nothing that will get a boy ignoring me faster than a video game. #
• Audacity, why must you conspire against me at every junction! #
• @onelifetaketwo Key lime pie? I just made one yesterday, yum yum. #
• Okay, Libsyn, these upload speeds are making the baby Jesus cry. SRSLY! #
• Okay, @libsyn, these upload speeds are making the baby Jesus cry. SRSLY! #
• God damn it! Why did my show take 4 hours to upload if only the first three minutes is there? Huh, @libsyn? #
• Alright, I think that I actually have Episode 15 of BR uploaded now. Sorry to the 35 of you that have a broken one, try again! #
• waiting for a kiss - http://snaptweet.com/31255 #
• ayn rand owns the business library - http://snaptweet.com/28bf7 #

• Time to slather my skin with aloe gel and fall asleep. I’ll regret not showering off in the morning but the sheets need to be changed anyway #
• We just treated ourselves to a copy of Shibari You Can Use, can’t wait until it arrives in the mail. #
• @reginalynn and @kimberleecline OMG! I love you guys. I have totally been guilty of continuing to read while fucking. #
• My brain is cranking away. . . Anyone care to submit some erotica that I can read aloud on a podcast while I’m getting fucked? #

• Editing Episode #15 of Bedroom Radio. If I can get my damn headphones to function properly! #
• Heading to the beach in the morning. There are at least a few nice things about living in the South. #
• @tonycomstock Holy crap, is that you? When are you filming yourself, Mister?! #
• On the way to the beach. Thelonius monk on the stereo. @eternal42 asks me, "why are you playing npr music?" #
• @fuelfrog 10999 3.67 11.418 #
• great day at the beach. my skin is golden and hair is beachy. seafood dinner coming up. #
• @kimberleecline One that does speak English well? Just a kink of mine ;) #
• Oh and would have @ ed everyone while we did it but couldn’t take my phone in the water. #sex20 #

• Dead sexy dom, FTW! #
• @subnouveau I really hope you feel better sweetheart! #
• Another totally awesome email forward from my Dad about "illegal aliens". Le sigh. #