Ellie Lumpesse: A Pretentious Pervert

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Sunday Morning

Sunday
Jun 19,2011

Long before Mr. Vanilla and I lived together, we had been spending most nights in eachother’s beds. However, knowing that I get to wake up next to him virtually every day forever is still a thrill. It got me thinking of two favorite songs about Sunday mornings. Enjoy!

Sunday
May 11,2008

. . . About phone sex! I would love to see what would have happened if Em and Lo and pulled me aside to ask:

I think that the last woman sums things up pretty well. It isn’t for everyone but when it is right, it is just right. I’d assert that there are definitely times it can be as intense as the real thing.

Tuesday
Nov 27,2007

It is interesting, because I had heard of Brooke Marks before seeing this video. I thought she was probably a run-of-the-mill cute blonde with a website. Nothing more, nothing less. Then I saw this video of her lampooning the cam girl craze and I thought, “This chicky has a wicked sense of humor.” In the tradition of loving and lusting after people that are sexy enough not to take themselves to seriously, check out this video:

I think she is cute as a button and the “Babe Seger” part almost killed me! If you want to see more of her (being a bit more serious) here is a great free gallery of her pictures but her whole site is really worth the price of admission! She has several more hysterical videos – maybe I’ll post those another day ;)

Out of touch

Wednesday
Oct 31,2007

I’ll admit to being a bit out of touch with pop culture lately. I decided awhile ago to stop paying attention to music and just listen to old things that I haven’t discovered yet.

Recently, I’ve been reading gossip blogs every day and have noticed a lot of blah blah blah about Amy Winehouse. She seems like a real train wreck and I had to Google her to figure out if I’d heard her stuff before. Yeah, I have and it turns out that she is backed by the Dap Kings. So, I give to you a really good Sharon Jones song. No, Sharon Jones isn’t a strung out, skinny, white girl with only mildly convincing breast implants. But she has a damn good voice. And I think this song is a lot sexier than anything I’ve heard from Winehouse.

Addictive Song

Monday
Oct 29,2007

This band has been in my listening rotation for awhile and I think that anyone that manages to make giant piles of licorice allsorts sexy deserves some props.

Wednesday
Oct 17,2007

I don’t think I need to understand Japanese to “get” this.

Sex 2.0

Monday
Sep 17,2007

Chris Cocker is a genius. He has managed to capture me *exactly* as I sound when I’m on the phone. Brilliant! ;)

Tell me I’m better than my momma, boys!

Holy fuck

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Thursday
Jul 27,2006

Thanks to Madeline for turning me onto Porkolt. Want to get together and roll some cigars, sugar?

About Ellie



Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast, is a phone slut for hire, and reviews sex toys.

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