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In which Ellie apologizes a little bit and then makes up for her absence with a really hot story.

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Join me in the hot tub for some fun with my special guest, J.

I wish I’d had this book with me at the hotel. . .

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This past Memorial Day was one of the best days I’ve had all summer. J and I woke up, processed the fact that we were completely broke and endeavored to find a way to have an awesome day anyway. We scrounged up various cash and change from around the house, put a tank of gas in the car and drove to the beach. We packed a cooler and a pair of books to read. The beach is in the same city that my best friend from undergrad lives in. I hadn’t talked to her in over a year because she stopped returning my phone calls one day (and each of the subsequent days after that.) As we were arriving on the coast, I decided to call her on a whim and actually got through. I almost cried when I heard her voice. We decided to meet up after J and I were through at the beach. With this exciting and cheerful turn of events in mind, we trudged through the sand and found a gorgeous spot.

After a quick dip we enjoyed a pleasant lunch and poked around making sand castles for awhile. On a similar whim, I decided to make a quick home movie and then decided to record Bedroom Radio 11 with my digital camera. When I got home I didn’t like it and never posted it. Today I changed my mind. I know the video is horrible and that the mic is picking up tons of wind. If you’re not sure about downloading it, you’ve been warned.

After my quick and dirty podcasting, we went back in the water and had equally quick and dirty sex.

I’m realizing that there is something about being outdoors and feeling comfortable that is very erotic for me. I guess it comes as no shock that I am an exhibitionist but I never imagined myself to get such a rush from public sex. It didn’t hurt that as we swam, J was running his hands all over my body and holding me close to him. Before I knew it kisses had turned to gropes and my breasts had been let free from my swimsuit top. I pressed closer to him, knowing that he could feel my hard nipples against his chest.

J grabbed my ass, pulling my hips towards him and I wrapped my legs around his torso as he slid his a few fingers into my swimsuit bottoms. I could feel how hard he was against me and how slippery our bodies were in the water. He shuddered when his fingers found my slit and groaned appreciation for my wetness. I was soon begging him to fuck me.

A lot of people have told me that sex in the water is terrible, never as good as one expects it to be. Those people must have been doing something wrong because I couldn’t have enjoyed it more. Feeling the waves gently rock us and assist our thrusting, the cool water on my naked body, the sensation of near weighlessness in the water. I was rendered nearly speechless and came in a matter of minutes. My orgasm washed over my gently - I rested my head against J’s chest, nibbling on his neck and tasting the salty water on my lips. I felt invigorated and satiated all at once.

It seems like a good time to plan another trip to the beach.

I’ve been so busy car shopping the past few days that I completely forgot to announce that I will be doing a radio interview about my podcast, Bedroom Radio, tomorrow. At 2:00PM EST, I’ll be doing a live phone interview on WNYC 93.9 FM in New York during their Soundcheck music talk show. The theme of the show is podcasting and I’ve been asked to represent the sex and music angle. I’m pretty excited and hope that you’ll get a chance to tune in. If you’re in New York, tune your radio (the radio is that thing you hear in your car before the iPod takes over) to 93.9 FM. If you’re anywhere else in the world (and near an internet connection) you can listen to the webstream. WNYC also podcasts their shows, so I’ll be sure to post a link when the archive is available.

Here is a link to the specific episode notes!

Download the Bedroom Radio Quickie #2 or Subscribe!

As you might already know, Quickie episodes appear when I have something to share but not a lot of time to share it in. Enjoy this very brief holiday show and I’ll be back in full force very soon.

Music
The Smittens - “Good Migrations”

Listen to
Podnography - Episode #17

Contest
Tell me the most interesting place you’ve ever listened to Bedroom Radio. The submissions so far are awesome and you have one more week to get entries to me. Call or email an mp3 with your entry.

Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?
Email - bedroomradio AT gmail.com
Phone - 206-339-7357
Website - BedroomRadio.com
Blog - Lumpesse.com

Download Episode #9 of Bedroom Radio (37 minutes, 33MB) or Subscribe!

Music
Blanket Music - “Hips” (pictured)

Mystery Lyric
(smog) - “To Be of Use” (If you guessed right and didn’t get your prize, please let me know!)

Music News
The Strokes’ new video is censored by MTV for being too sexy. (via Viviane’s Sex Carnival)
Gary Glitter is a creepy pervert.
Courtney Love is “clean and sober”.
Rob Sheffield creams his pants over Jessica Alba.

Podcast You MUST Listen To
Whorecast by Melissa Gira (who also just launched a new blog this week, Sexerati)

Dancing With Myself
Wixel - “Mail Me to Finland”

Contest
Call me up (or email me an audio clip) telling me the most interesting place you have listened to Bedroom Radio. The best submissions will get a special prize.

Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?
Email - bedroomradio AT gmail.com
Phone - 206-339-7357
Website - BedroomRadio.com
Blog - Lumpesse.com

Please forgive me for some of the audio inconsistencies this week. I got a new microphone and am still getting used to it. My plosives are especially bad during “Dancing with Myself” and that is the one part of the show that I have to get in one take. If I don’t have a pop filter by next week, I’ll gladly submit to spankings.

Download Bedroom Radio #8 (29 minutes) or Subscribe!

Song of the Week
Low - “Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me” (Morissey Smiths cover)

Contest
Email me your guesses. The winners get a picture of my cleavage. The winners and the losers get to hear the song or story on next week’s show. Sounds to me like everyone is a winner!

Dancing with Myself
Galaxie 500 - “Ceremony” (Joy Division cover)

I Have a Crush On
Professor P’s Porn Panorama (If you have a podcast and want to play that promo on it, let me know, that would be neat.)

Public Service Announcement
How to Pick Up Girls On the Street

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Blog - Lumpesse.com

Download Bedroom Radio Episode #6 (62 minutes 58MB) or Subscribe

Show Notes

Interview
Mr Melvis of Comfort Stand Records

Music
from Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka Porn Music For The Masses Volume 1
Eldad Tsabary - Lophophora Williamssii
De Zwervende Keien (The Drifting Boulders) - Wooden Shoes In Tirol
mr_melvis - Whose Fantasy Is This, Anyways? (featuring R. Stevie Moore and Ms. Demeanor)

Dancing with Myself
Tord Gustavsen Trio - “Curtains Aside” from The Ground (Thanks for the song, Jeff! If you have a song that you think I should use for this part of the show, email me.)

Very Cool Podcast
He Said, She Said

Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?
Email - bedroomradio AT gmail.com
Phone - 206-339-7357
Website - BedroomRadio.com
Blog - Lumpesse.com