Ellie Lumpesse: A Pretentious Pervert

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Saturday
Apr 19,2008
  • @Kirkland Relax and have some fun, okay?? #
  • Freaking out a little bit about graduating. #
Friday
Apr 18,2008
  • @furrygirl At Sex 2.0 next year Jay and I will host the makeout party! #
  • @playwithmatch Congrats on PosAlt! I can’t wait to see what happens with it! #
  • as if I really have time to run another blog when I can’t run this one! #
  • Mmm, gorgeous orgasms on the phone sure help when J is feeling so sick! #
  • Everyone spam me with links to blogs that you think I might not be reading but I should be reading. I’m playing with my GoogleReader. #
  • @raquelita I totally see what you are saying and why a POC might not even bother with the site. Seems like a senseless exclusion. #
  • @madelineglass Also getting ready for a seder? What are you making? #
  • @amberlrhea Hey, we’re not far but how about foursome sex instead? ;) #
  • About to make some mother fucking matzoh balls. #
Thursday
Apr 17,2008
  • @MistressMaeve YES! @ me while you’re doing it! #
  • Feeling satisfied and a little bit sad… That was intense. #
  • @kimberleecline You are just too hot! #
  • @furrygirl nevermind I just found it using google! Sorry #
Wednesday
Apr 16,2008
  • @MistressMaeve Melissa took it! #
  • is done hand-restoring several months of posts. Next week, the comments… #
  • @viviane212 Hell yea, I will not let this fuckery happen again. Any tips on importing comments that seem to include spam karma backlogs? #
  • Wishing @eternal42 wasn’t in bed sick … he looks so cute and molestable but I don’t want to disturb him. #
  • can’t believe that it is cold enough that she will have to turn the heat back on. My nipples are so hard that they hurt! #
  • @viviane212 and @amberlrhea – I left everything but my phone number. Of course the 800 number is on my site :) #
  • @mistressmaeve loving your wrap-up post! #
  • @rustytanton That was terribly bad. Have you ever seen this one?? http://tinyurl.com/37c7bs #
Tuesday
Apr 15,2008
  • I LOLed ;) http://tinyurl.com/6f53w3 #
  • @mistressmaeve Seriously, I am feeling the same way, want to do a phone interview? #
  • Time to eat leftover lentil soup and brown rice for dinner. Have to make up for this weekend somehow! #
  • Listening to @playwithmatch ‘s wrap-up of Sex 2.0 and his granny lapdance. #
  • forgot to book any breaks between her student conferences. Wow, 5 straight hours of them. #
  • Any web wizards out there able to help me with the fuckery that is my RSS feed? dm me please! #
  • Wishing that I wasn’t stuck in my office and had time to write/record a Sex 2.0 wrap-up instead. Anyone want to send me audio clips? #
  • Installing Riffly http://tinyurl.com/55yddr Um, this is probably the raddest WP plugin ever! #
Monday
Apr 14,2008

* We’re a little over an hour away from being home and stopped at waffle house for coffee. Would be better with @viviane212 :) #
* Frantically adding contacts on myspace, emailing, answering comments, reading blogs… There is a lot to process. #
* @melissagira I am highly amused. The dick roll will storm the nation for sure. #
* Guess what? There is going to be a new Bedroom Radio as soon as I find my microphone. #

Sunday
Apr 13,2008
  • So boooored #
  • When will this bullshit end. I cant compete with girls gone wild. #
  • And i managed to win due to the power of web 2.0 #
  • You will be involved in many humanitarian projects in bed. #
  • My rock n roll panties should really say rick roll. #
  • Melissa "i’m gonna get a jade dildo and stick it up my butt and then i’m going to charge 3000 dollars" #
  • @melissagira so, which flying biscuit anyway? there are 5! #
  • @funkybrownchick, @raquelita we def plan to see you at cupcake bingo. has anyone figured out what it *is*? #
  • on our way to flying biscuit and crossing my fingers about parking #
  • finishing brunch and trying to figure out the next step. #
  • At sweet pockets for cupcake bingo. I’m honestly not super impressed with the cakes but love the company ;) #
  • @viviane212 Hope you have a great flight, I miss you already! #
  • @playwithmatch Sweet Pockets 660 Irwin Street, Atlanta, GA 30312 #
  • @kimberleecline Are you taking resumes? I’d be willing to be paid in "barter". #
  • @kimberleecline My family is in MKE I bet we can work something out ;) #
  • have dropped off @melissagira and @kimberleecline and are now on our way home. can we do this again next week? sex20# #
Wednesday
Oct 17,2007

I don’t think I need to understand Japanese to “get” this.

About Ellie



Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast, is a phone slut for hire, and reviews sex toys.

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