Ellie Lumpesse: A Pretentious Pervert

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Monday
Apr 28,2008
  • @jsonj Make sure you twitter about it when you do! #
  • And now it is crunch time. #
  • OH HAI! TAEK TEH LOLDATIN CHALLENGE WIF ME TODAI. http://junkbuzzed.com/?p=86 #
  • @aagblog What sort of things are you looking for? For the roundup? #
Saturday
Apr 26,2008
  • @eternal42 I would definitely lick pickle juice off of Jon Stewart. Off to meet a crossdressing law student, wish us luck! #
  • This law student is cute cute cute. #
  • @thursdays_child this one seems to have come pre corrupted. #
  • okay. verdict is that he is sexy. i’d do him #
  • @mistressmaeve Did you like it? ;) #
  • Okay, sexy conversation over beers followed by totally hot phone call when I got home. Thanks internet! #
  • @audaciaray Someone just hit on me by telling me how much I would like your site. Um, duh! ;) #
  • Thank goodness! My summer financial aid came through so I get to finish my degrees. OMIGOD I have to finish my degrees :( #
Friday
Apr 25,2008
  • A mini-spanking gives me better posture in my computer chair :) #
  • @curvaceousdee – I’m trying it too ;) http://peepalot.com/r/42 #
  • @audaciaray – Happy Birthday! #
  • Score! I got under his skin just a little bit ;) I may not be "hawt" but I still have it. #
  • Can someone point me in the direction of a group of feminist blogs that aren’t so engaged with in-fighting that they are incomprehensible? #
  • How can sarcasm be this painfully beautiful? #
  • @junkbuzzed You’re soaking in it! #
  • @narrationbyd This is a really good start to your Twitter account! ;) #
Thursday
Apr 24,2008
  • ARGH! #
  • @kimberleecline If it is Hodgkin’s lymphoma they are now saying it is very treatable. #
  • Re-reading The Bottoming Book for the first time in quite awhile. #
  • Him: "to me, rickrolling is like the entire world admitting that they stopped being clever about 10 years ago." Me: "You’re just bitter" #
  • @johnbaku You know that your inner switch actually likes the pinches! #
Wednesday
Apr 23,2008
  • *giggles* http://tinyurl.com/4vobfr #
  • Am I too sane to enjoy being brutalized? #
  • I’m thinking of changing my hosting, anyone have an excellent and adult-friendly company to recommend? #
Tuesday
Apr 22,2008
  • I will not be going to China this summer. I am a sad panda. #
  • @playwithmatch Need me to send you some pics? ;) #
  • @MistressMaeve I have been really wanting to go to Montreal. Would you like to plan a trip with Jay and I sometime? #
  • WTF?! Seriously, watch the video! http://tinyurl.com/5auln7 #
  • @audaciaray I am the same way! I love being on calls with clients but in my personal life I hate phone calls. #
Monday
Apr 21,2008
  • Contemplating shenanigans. #
  • What? Gym 2 days in the row? I win! #
  • Woot! I just found cheap tickets to baltimore in september. #
  • @kimberleecline Listening now! #
Sunday
Apr 20,2008
  • That was a yummy seder. I am about to go into a matzo ball coma. #
  • I just joined Fetlife – everyone tell me how to add you! #
  • It has been way too long since i’ve been to the gym. Glad to get back on the wagon. #

About Ellie



Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast, is a phone slut for hire, and reviews sex toys.

This is the last time you will see her talk about herself in the third person.

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