Welcome back!

• Yay for this delicious gumbo that I made. #


• Trying to explain to someone why they don’t know what the fuck they are talking about is complicated. #


• Crying. This is beautiful. "Jesus died for your sex, so it’s only fair that the whores go next" Read it: http://junkbuzzed.com/?p=153 #


• @narrationbyd Guess I’m a bad teacher, huh? Most of my students aren’t sanctimonious twats, though. #


• @essinem I never quite got into Smart Balls, I’m not really sure what was supposed to happen with them. #


• @essinem Sounds like a good plan to me! #


• Listening to bad podcasts. I am always like "oh god, is this what mine is like too?!" #


• @amberlrhea No way! You know better than that. Did you get my DM before? #

• OMG! @audaciaray are you alright?! #


• @johnbaku If you weren’t so cute I would think you were a total lech. #


• I’m in FetLife chat with some cuties – join in http://www.gabbly.com/fetlife.com #


• Okay, I’m pretty tired of my wordpress theme. I think it is time for a change. #


• Listening to @amberlrhea interview the kinky realtor! What a cool idea. #

• The photographer who took these (http://tinyurl.com/5rf5l7) is coming over again on Saturday! Excellent :) #


• @jbrotherlove – Those are some good tunes, my friend. #


• @jbrotherlove I have played with it before but maybe I need to set up my account again, I’ll add you if I do. #


• Sweet, I have been stimulated . . . Economically. #

• "stylishly-photographed bondage, leavened with some postmodern irony, is virtually guaranteed to shift product." http://tinyurl.com/4dyfzt #


• @kirkland Sounds like you need some TLC. #


• Greeting new people on FetLife – when are YOU going to show up to the party? #


• @kimberleecline I’m still not sure if I can go but I at least wanted to get the scoop on it. #


• @melissagira Awhile ago I found printouts of emails from an internet boyfriend I had when I was 14. Here’s to hoping he was really 15 ;) #

• @ ing everyone while we (three) do it. #sex20 #

• @johnbaku Ugh, I know how you feel. Sorry things are icky! #


• Are you there, Twitter? It’s me, Ellie… #


• New rule – I don’t fuck Republicans. #


• @audaciaray Oh, I’ll take their money ;) #


• This feels appropriate right now, TSM is brilliant – "Who do you hate more: The madam or the whore?" http://tinyurl.com/4l868y #


• Oooh, surprise threesome tonight! Time to go change the sheets. . . #

• @eternal42 I love you…in the butt ;) #


• "Let her be smart. But not too smart. Let her be a little stupid, so we can fee better about ourselves." http://tinyurl.com/4ho4vx #


• is reading outdated CSS books in her office. #


• Society only has two roles for men: aggressor and protector. And they are actually both aggressor. #

• GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE. #


• Good morning stiffling headache. It is time for me to write a paper now so go away. #


• @mistressmaeve Don’t tempt me! #


• is haphazardly finishing a "reflective essay". Don’t I do this everyday!? #


• Legalize updoc. #


• Good question you ask there, Lifehacker . . . http://tinyurl.com/573smf #


• @johnbaku I’m glad that I read Twitter before finishing my post on FetLife! I’ll wait to publish after it is back up. #