Ellie Lumpesse: A Pretentious Pervert

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Wednesday
May 7,2008
  • Yay for this delicious gumbo that I made. #
  • Trying to explain to someone why they don’t know what the fuck they are talking about is complicated. #
  • Crying. This is beautiful. "Jesus died for your sex, so it’s only fair that the whores go next" Read it: http://junkbuzzed.com/?p=153 #
  • @narrationbyd Guess I’m a bad teacher, huh? Most of my students aren’t sanctimonious twats, though. #
  • @essinem I never quite got into Smart Balls, I’m not really sure what was supposed to happen with them. #
  • @essinem Sounds like a good plan to me! #
  • Listening to bad podcasts. I am always like "oh god, is this what mine is like too?!" #
  • @amberlrhea No way! You know better than that. Did you get my DM before? #
Tuesday
May 6,2008
  • OMG! @audaciaray are you alright?! #
  • @johnbaku If you weren’t so cute I would think you were a total lech. #
  • I’m in FetLife chat with some cuties – join in http://www.gabbly.com/fetlife.com #
  • Okay, I’m pretty tired of my wordpress theme. I think it is time for a change. #
  • Listening to @amberlrhea interview the kinky realtor! What a cool idea. #
Monday
May 5,2008
  • The photographer who took these (http://tinyurl.com/5rf5l7) is coming over again on Saturday! Excellent :) #
  • @jbrotherlove – Those are some good tunes, my friend. #
  • @jbrotherlove I have played with it before but maybe I need to set up my account again, I’ll add you if I do. #
  • Sweet, I have been stimulated . . . Economically. #
Sunday
May 4,2008
  • "stylishly-photographed bondage, leavened with some postmodern irony, is virtually guaranteed to shift product." http://tinyurl.com/4dyfzt #
  • @kirkland Sounds like you need some TLC. #
  • Greeting new people on FetLife – when are YOU going to show up to the party? #
  • @kimberleecline I’m still not sure if I can go but I at least wanted to get the scoop on it. #
  • @melissagira Awhile ago I found printouts of emails from an internet boyfriend I had when I was 14. Here’s to hoping he was really 15 ;) #
Saturday
May 3,2008
  • @ ing everyone while we (three) do it. #sex20 #
Friday
May 2,2008
  • @johnbaku Ugh, I know how you feel. Sorry things are icky! #
  • Are you there, Twitter? It’s me, Ellie… #
  • New rule – I don’t fuck Republicans. #
  • @audaciaray Oh, I’ll take their money ;) #
  • This feels appropriate right now, TSM is brilliant – "Who do you hate more: The madam or the whore?" http://tinyurl.com/4l868y #
  • Oooh, surprise threesome tonight! Time to go change the sheets. . . #
Thursday
May 1,2008
  • @eternal42 I love you…in the butt ;) #
  • "Let her be smart. But not too smart. Let her be a little stupid, so we can fee better about ourselves." http://tinyurl.com/4ho4vx #
  • is reading outdated CSS books in her office. #
  • Society only has two roles for men: aggressor and protector. And they are actually both aggressor. #
Tuesday
Apr 29,2008
  • GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE. #
  • Good morning stiffling headache. It is time for me to write a paper now so go away. #
  • @mistressmaeve Don’t tempt me! #
  • is haphazardly finishing a "reflective essay". Don’t I do this everyday!? #
  • Legalize updoc. #
  • Good question you ask there, Lifehacker . . . http://tinyurl.com/573smf #
  • @johnbaku I’m glad that I read Twitter before finishing my post on FetLife! I’ll wait to publish after it is back up. #

About Ellie



Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast, is a phone slut for hire, and reviews sex toys.

This is the last time you will see her talk about herself in the third person.

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