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Archive for January, 2006

catching my breath

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Tuesday
Jan 3,2006

Welcome back!

Big, amazing, sexy, wonderful news. Still can’t believe it happened. More once I finally come off the cloud.

2005 Wrap-up

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Sunday
Jan 1,2006

I thought it would be appropriate if the first thing I posted this year was some of the things I was proud of writing last year. So, I chart for you the short history of this blog.

March 21st – I posted this picture on the elegantly titled LiveJournal community “Show Your Boobs”. I can’t remember why I did it, but people liked it. A few days later, I started posting entries in the Lumpesse Livejournal.

March 26th – I register this domain just to host pictures that I’m posting on LJ.

April 22nd – I get covered in pollen by rolling around in bed with flowers. Sometime around then, I started posting songs as well – no one gave a shit.

May 30th – I decide that a friends only LJ is a shitty way to get readers and start moving posts from that journal to this blog.

June 6th – I get my first spanking!

August 23rd – I decide that there are actually 100 things about me.

September 26th – I participate in the very first Bloggasm (Sugasm for those of you that are new school) and I still get Google hits on the term “adonna vichet” because of it.

September 28th – I give a blowjob in my car for the first time.

October 2nd – I post the first episode of Bedroom Radio. No one really cares.

October 7th – I post the second episode of Bedroom Radio and Sam posts episode 10 of Podnography. I have an orgasm over a backing track on each podcast. People start to care.

October 17th – I post about my underwear and realize it is the first really decent thing I have written. Viviane thought so too so I made the Fleshbot sexblog round-up. I play it cool at the time but I was totally proud of myself and bragged to all my friends.

December 18th – I post about my new tongue piercing and how much I adore Melissa Gira. I promise pictures of the piercing which are after the jump. My resolution for 2006 is to have pictures of my tongue that involve Melissa.

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Sugasm #15 (sort of)

Sunday
Jan 1,2006

The best of the blogs by the bloggers who blog them (this week starting with the letter E.)

  • Emerging on the other side… (emergingontheotherside.blogspot.com)

  • Fuckin’ the old ball and chain (whatsyourpleasure.blogspot.com)

  • Kitkast Outtakes #1.1 (mskitka.com)

  • Mister Mistress (mimredbeard.com)

  • Penis Questions Answered (damnjezebel.com)

  • Pretending to be Mrs. Claus (whatsexmaycome.blogspot.com)

  • Quick and Dirty (talkingdirty.blogspot.com)

  • Something new to do on rainy days (realadultsex.com)

  • StoryTime: blue oriental flowers (secretbrain.blogspot.com)

  • Suffering (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

  • Tête-à-Tête (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)

  • Touching (alwasysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)

  • The First Time I Never Remember (insatiablemrw.blogspot.com)

  • Transvestite nativity scandal in Rome (sexblo.gs)

  • A (reluctant) spanking (lumpesse.com)

  • Bloggasm is Dead. Long Live the Sugasm! (sugarbank.com)

  • Competitive Nature (anyonesgirl.blogspot.com)

  • Cornered (deltavegas.blogspot.com)

  • Dumping a Client (radicalvixen.com)
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    Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast and is a phone slut for hire.

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