Goliath is an intimidating name for a dildo isn’t it? I guess “Perfect Silicone Cock That Fills You Up Just Right” was too long to fit on the package. But, that is how I feel about the Goliath. Is it big? Yes. I was actually a bit alarmed when I first saw it.

I held it up to Jay and asked, “Is this bigger than Ian?”

He raised his eyebrows and was clearly scrutinizing my ability to judge cock size. Then he snatched if from my hands and slid the Goliath into his mouth.

“It is a bit longer,” he declared, “but not as thick as Ian.”

I let out a sigh of relief and grabbed the lube.

The Goliath is the first realistic dildo that I have ever owned. Despite being a gorgeous, deep shade of iridescent blue silicone, it has veins and a head like a real penis. It is quite firm, when I hold it in my hand I have this urge to squeeze it really hard. And I do. And it doesn’t yield very much at all.

Do I need to mention again that being made of silicone is really important and makes the Goliath a brilliant toy that will last you for many years? That means that it is sturdy, allergy-free, and can be sterilized in boiling water. It is made by Tantus who are my favorite manufacturers of pure silicone toys.

But, there are some other good details. The Goliath is harness compatible, I can’t wait to try it out in my Corsette. Perhaps with Hania? It also comes with a bullet vibe that slips inside a small opening in the bottom. Silicone conducts vibrations brilliantly and the vibe is removable so that you can still clean the toy properly.

It is easy to get jaded on dildos and think that one is sort of the same as the one next to it. But the Goliath stands out among them. The shape is delicious and satisfying and the textures and materials feel like heaven.

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Almost anyone that is into BDSM and sensation play has seen one of these spiky metal toys before but the rest of you may be a bit confused by it. Allow me to introduce you to the Wartenberg Wheel, a compact and versatile addition to your toy bag.

This pinwheel is stainless steel and has a spinning head with small needles radiating out from it. You can use it in a variety of ways depending on your partner and your own sadistic streak. Changing the amount of pressure exerted and the location of the wheel allows for drastic changes in sensation.

Jay and I tried it out on each other and played with pressure. It can range from tickly to downright ouchy and allows for a lot of fun sensations in-between. This toy can be a fun addition to a sensual massage, a bondage session, or it can be fun to sneak into oral sex. Try getting your partner close to climax and then firmly sliding this pinwheel up his or her thigh.

“I wish you had a cock,” he says.

I turn while continuing to fasten my bra. He is sitting up in bed now, sleepy-headed. I’m looking around for a clean shirt to wear.

“Oh?”

“Yeah,” he explains, “I was invited to a gang bang and I wish you could come.”

I laugh.

“Plus if you had a cock, we could jerk each other off.”

I walk out of the room thinking about just how normal that conversation really was in our lives. In retrospect, I realize that I own plenty of cocks and am more than equipped to participate in a gang bang.

Jay and I tried the Neo Love Ring together in several different configurations over the last few weeks. We talked about it and I thought I would just let you read the chat logs:

Ellie: So, what did you think of that vibrating cock ring?
Jay: Good stuff. It’s already served many purposes.
Ellie: Any that I don’t know about?
Jay: Haha, nope. All of them were your ideas.
Jay: You don’t remember how we used it the first time?
Ellie: Well, yeah, the submissive on the wall in the cock bondage.
Ellie: Did you try it on your balls at all? How did that feel?
Jay: Yeah, we turned it around the second time we used it. It was quite nice.
Ellie: Would it make them numb after awhile or stay good?
Jay: I think a lot of guys are afraid of having vibrating devices on their balls, but it was gentle and nice.
Jay: Ian (and his extra-sensitive scrotum) would approve, I think.
Ellie: Okay, so good for balls, then.
Jay: Yeah, quite good. I love the dual modes on it.
Ellie: that was really good for teasing actually
Ellie: since it would only go on when it was pressed against me it didn’t make me come too fast.
Jay: Yep. I liked that.
Jay: I easily got an extra 10 minutes of sex from you thanks to it ;)
Ellie: LOL
Ellie: Am I that bad?
Jay: Yes?
Jay: No, it’s okay. The 4 minutes before you come are totally worth it.
Ellie: I don’t think that most people would expect a vibrating cock ring to slow things down for a girl.
Ellie: I guess I’m weird.
Jay: Yeah, well.. I think that was more my plan than the cockring.
Jay: It was just the tool I used to make it happen.
Ellie: If you had it on the constant vibration mode, that would have failed.
Jay: Most likely, yes.
Jay: I mean, it’s pretty strong, but not to the point of numbness, at least not for me.
Ellie: But overall, you enjoyed it?
Jay: Yeah, although the “ring” could be a little tighter.
Ellie: Yeah, those jelly ones aren’t really good at constricting things.
Jay: The ring is just the way it holds onto you, it’s not really a cock-ring. It has ridges inside it to keep from constricting blood flow a bit.
Ellie: So, as a penis attachment, good. As a cock ring, sort of weak?
Jay: Great minds think alike, yeah.
Jay: Yep, definitely a fun toy. Basically turns any functioning penis into a vibrator. How can that be a bad thing?

So, we love the Neo Love Ring. It is good for sex, it is good for masturbation, and it is good for torturing squirming submissives. This is a multitasker in the bedroom and a new favorite for us.

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I picked the Charmer one key reason, it is slender. See, Jay has a tight little butt and he worries about toys that are big. So we stick to small ones at our house and are usually very happy campers.

The Charmer did not let us down. It has a very unique shape to it with undulating waves that provide pleasant sensations with thrusting. The toy is tapered at the top which made it a great option for anal penetration. We had no trouble with slow insertion and used it with both him on top and me on top.

So what about quality? The Charmer is made by Tantus, one of the leading manufacturers of silicone toys. It is made out of 100% medical grade silicone. I shouldn’t have to repeat why that is a crucial feature but let me give you the high points: non-porous, sterilizeable, and firm.

We tried out the Charmer with the Corsette Harness (that I reviewed earlier). The flared base allowed it to lock snugly into one of the O-rings and it stayed firmly in place for as long as we needed it to. This toy, as VibeReview suggests, is a great option for strap-on play. I would especially suggest it for beginners because the size is quite manageable.

But, the Charmer has other applications. It can be used for very enjoyable vaginal penetration. I enjoyed the shape of the toy and felt that every inch of my insides was being massaged by its lovely and unique shape. This is a high quality and versatile toy for a variety of applications, it would be a welcome addition to any collection.

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Spanking is a big part of my sexual repertoire. There is a lot to be said for using your bare hands but sometimes you need something that packs a bit more sting. The Rainbow Nights paddle is an elegant answer to that problem.

The first thing you’ll notice about this paddle is the elegant embroidery and beading. While the adornment is pretty, the workmanship on it was not very high quality. Even directly out the packaging, I found that some of the beads and sequins were already loose. However, it is still a lovely embellishment. The embroidered side also presents some nice opportunities for sensation play as it can be used to caress the skin of your partner and provides some delicious scratchy sensations.

The most important thing to evaluate with an impact implement is how it sits in your hand. The Rainbow Nights paddle is compact and lightweight but it has enough heft to it to feel substantial. It felt comfortable in my hand and was easy to swing.

So how did it feel on the receiving end? Stingy! If you’ve never spanked with a paddle before, you are in for a whole other sensation. Without the feedback of the sting on your own hand, you can hit much harder and the leather backing delivers a great smacking sound. Despite the scratchy beading, turning the paddle over to the velvet decorative side allows for a softer spank.

Overall, I felt that this paddle was made out of sturdy material and that it would hold up through many spankings. It has gotten a regular workout at my house this week and doesn’t show any signs of slowing down. This will be a welcome part of my toy bag for a long time.

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As a general rule, I try to keep lube out of my mouth. So when I was asked to try O’My Flavoured I was concerned that I wasn’t the best candidate. So, what did I do? I put on my product testing goggles and got down to business.

When I first opened the box, I immediately recognized the fruity and sweet passionfruit smell. I was expecting it to be cloying but it actually reminded me of a shampoo I used to use. Like all children trapped in the bodies of grown women, I immediately squirted some out on my finger and tasted it.

Like I said, lube isn’t my favorite thing to ingest. It outranks most bodily fluids but definitely falls below almost any food. But, to the credit of O’My Flavored, it tasted like it smelled. I pumped some more out of the bottle and applied it to Jay’s cock. The plan was to give a nice combination handjob and blowjob. I would normally use saliva for this task but I suppose that the O’My Flavored was able to save me from dry mouth.

The texture? That was exactly like regular O’My. It was nice and slippery, didn’t wear off quickly, and didn’t feel thick or sticky at any point. You can find my review of O’My Original here.

Overall, I enjoyed O’My Flavoured for my lube tasting applications. Since then? Well, I have been smelling it more than tasting it. It is sugar free and totally safe for my lady parts so we have just been using it like standard lube. Standard lube that makes my pussy smell and taste like passionfruit. Not too bad, really.

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Download Episode #19 of Bedroom Radio (15MB, 33minutes)

In this episode, I read a great piece of erotic fiction from Jack of Writing Dirty. Additionally, Jay and I demonstrate the Door Jam Cuffs from Vibe Review and test out the Snugglepuss vibrator.

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