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I picked the Charmer one key reason, it is slender. See, Jay has a tight little butt and he worries about toys that are big. So we stick to small ones at our house and are usually very happy campers.

The Charmer did not let us down. It has a very unique shape to it with undulating waves that provide pleasant sensations with thrusting. The toy is tapered at the top which made it a great option for anal penetration. We had no trouble with slow insertion and used it with both him on top and me on top.

So what about quality? The Charmer is made by Tantus, one of the leading manufacturers of silicone toys. It is made out of 100% medical grade silicone. I shouldn’t have to repeat why that is a crucial feature but let me give you the high points: non-porous, sterilizeable, and firm.

We tried out the Charmer with the Corsette Harness (that I reviewed earlier). The flared base allowed it to lock snugly into one of the O-rings and it stayed firmly in place for as long as we needed it to. This toy, as VibeReview suggests, is a great option for strap-on play. I would especially suggest it for beginners because the size is quite manageable.

But, the Charmer has other applications. It can be used for very enjoyable vaginal penetration. I enjoyed the shape of the toy and felt that every inch of my insides was being massaged by its lovely and unique shape. This is a high quality and versatile toy for a variety of applications, it would be a welcome addition to any collection.

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Spanking is a big part of my sexual repertoire. There is a lot to be said for using your bare hands but sometimes you need something that packs a bit more sting. The Rainbow Nights paddle is an elegant answer to that problem.

The first thing you’ll notice about this paddle is the elegant embroidery and beading. While the adornment is pretty, the workmanship on it was not very high quality. Even directly out the packaging, I found that some of the beads and sequins were already loose. However, it is still a lovely embellishment. The embroidered side also presents some nice opportunities for sensation play as it can be used to caress the skin of your partner and provides some delicious scratchy sensations.

The most important thing to evaluate with an impact implement is how it sits in your hand. The Rainbow Nights paddle is compact and lightweight but it has enough heft to it to feel substantial. It felt comfortable in my hand and was easy to swing.

So how did it feel on the receiving end? Stingy! If you’ve never spanked with a paddle before, you are in for a whole other sensation. Without the feedback of the sting on your own hand, you can hit much harder and the leather backing delivers a great smacking sound. Despite the scratchy beading, turning the paddle over to the velvet decorative side allows for a softer spank.

Overall, I felt that this paddle was made out of sturdy material and that it would hold up through many spankings. It has gotten a regular workout at my house this week and doesn’t show any signs of slowing down. This will be a welcome part of my toy bag for a long time.

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As a general rule, I try to keep lube out of my mouth. So when I was asked to try O’My Flavoured I was concerned that I wasn’t the best candidate. So, what did I do? I put on my product testing goggles and got down to business.

When I first opened the box, I immediately recognized the fruity and sweet passionfruit smell. I was expecting it to be cloying but it actually reminded me of a shampoo I used to use. Like all children trapped in the bodies of grown women, I immediately squirted some out on my finger and tasted it.

Like I said, lube isn’t my favorite thing to ingest. It outranks most bodily fluids but definitely falls below almost any food. But, to the credit of O’My Flavored, it tasted like it smelled. I pumped some more out of the bottle and applied it to Jay’s cock. The plan was to give a nice combination handjob and blowjob. I would normally use saliva for this task but I suppose that the O’My Flavored was able to save me from dry mouth.

The texture? That was exactly like regular O’My. It was nice and slippery, didn’t wear off quickly, and didn’t feel thick or sticky at any point. You can find my review of O’My Original here.

Overall, I enjoyed O’My Flavoured for my lube tasting applications. Since then? Well, I have been smelling it more than tasting it. It is sugar free and totally safe for my lady parts so we have just been using it like standard lube. Standard lube that makes my pussy smell and taste like passionfruit. Not too bad, really.

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I haven’t played with many massagers before but word on the street is that the Miracle Massager is the toy to beat.

First off, aesthetics. I’m not the biggest fan of the color scheme; red and black seems a bit crass (well lots of things seem crass when paired with black, I’m not sure why). Of course colors seem irrelevant when you take into consideration the fact that this is an item that will be buried between my legs. If I’ve played my cards right and have a friend along to help, I can reliably close my eyes and pay little attention to anything except the vibrations. And oh does this vibrate.

Now, I’m a fan of subtle vibrations. This is subtle like a rock between the eyes. For me, something like the Miracle Massager feels like cheating because I can get off in just a few minutes. You might be thinking that isn’t such a bad thing. You are probably right.

Plus, there are a lot of good other good uses for this toy. The curved handle actually makes it good as a back massager (stop snickering, I’m serious!) The excellent vibrations are strong enough to conduct vibrations through other materials (I’m thinking crotch rope). Also, it plugs into your wall instead of eating up batteries. I wish the cord was a bit longer but I have no idea how it stacks up against other massagers on the market.

I did not try the Miracle Massager all by itself, though. I also got a chance to test it out with the Miracle Massager Attachment that is sold separately. My feelings about this attachment are somewhat conflicted. On the one hand, I experienced amazing orgasms with it. The shape of the attachment is perfect for stimulating my clit and my g-spot at the same time. Without needing to do any thrusting I was able to get off in a few minutes.

With an endorsement like that, what could possible be wrong, right? Well, first of all, I’m not sure that the attachment was actually designed for the Miracle Massager. It fits on and stays but is sort of wobbly. I tried it out on a friend’s Hitachi Magic Wand and it fit like a glove. I wonder if it was designed for that toy originally? This isn’t a very serious problem as I haven’t had any issue with the attachment actually falling off.

My biggest complaint is that it is made out of jelly rubber PVC and is not pthalate-free. For this reason it has that tell-tale chemically smell. While I usually opt for phlalate-free toys, the ones I have always get covered on condoms. There is no conclusive information about whether these materials are harmful but I prefer to play it safe.

So, this presents a dilemma. Indeed, the attachment is shaped remarkably well and really increases the utility of the Miracle Massager. I also think that the price for the attachment is quite modest. I desperately wish it was made out of another material but nothing is completely perfect. I still plan to play with it on a regular basis because it works so well.

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The first strap-on harness I ever bought was pink and sparkly. It also didn’t fit very well. So, as pretty as it was, I knew I needed a new one. And I knew it had to be gorgeous and femme. I was so lucky to find the Corsette Harness.

The Corsette is a complete package. I was so impressed with the items that came with it in the box. First of all, it features a vibrator pocket and comes with a small bullet vibe complete with batteries. Second, because the Corsette is a lot like a piece of lingerie, it comes with garters to attach your prettiest stockings to. Finally, it is equipped with three different sizes of O-rings so no matter what sort of toy you choose to slide into it, it will work like a charm.

This harness comes in both black and purple and I chose the purple model. The fabric is a beautiful, rich velvet with a wonderful texture. It feels great against my skin and wonderful to the touch. I spent a long time in the mirror evaluating the shape of my ass and the way the straps cut against my curves. At the risk of sounding like a narcissist, I look hot in this thing and I was excited to try it out with a partner.

Actual use will thrusting is the test of any harness and The Corsette stood up like a champ. The straps on it go under the legs as well as around the waist and it can be tightened down and adjusted very intuitively using three different buckles. I find that I’m able to get into it and have it secure and ready to go in a matter of minutes.

I tried it out first with Jay and later the next week with Carmine. Both times I used the lovely Charmer and both times I had a ton of fun! The vibrator pocket lines up perfectly, the harness stayed secure no matter how serious the thrusting got and both gentlemen were enthusiastic about the performance.

Overall, I’m impressed with the look, feel, and performance of this harness. My old one never felt quite sturdy enough to really get down to business with and so I rarely used it. Now, I think I’ll find many more occasions to strap one on and have some fun.

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I have heard this statistic quoted about the city I live in but I’ve never been able to track down a concrete source for it. Apparently we have the largest number of porn stores per capita of anywhere in the US. I do know exactly where to go 24 hours a day for a wide variety of porn DVDs, sex toys, and stripper clothes. I’ve educated myself on quality in regards to these products and I know what to look for. The selection of silicone toys at these shops is very limited and the employees rarely know what they are talking about. In fact, I once had to educate a sex shop employee on the dangers of anal numbing creams. She looked at me and said, “It doesn’t matter because anal sex is unnatural and wrong anyway.” Um, okay.

I’ve often fantasized about opening my own sex shop but as I don’t plan to stay in this town for the long haul. Today I was thinking a lot about my personal history with sex toys and women-run sex shops and I’m so grateful for the education I’ve received from these businesses. I owned my first vibrator before I lost my virginity. I don’t remember where I bought it. It was simple, hard plastic, and purple. I actually just tossed it out a few weeks ago as it finally broke.

This first sex toy purchase was from an anonymous online retailer. My next ones were from wonderful ones. I can thank Babeland for that. When I was 19 years old (and very much still a virgin) I did something brave. I was working at a summer camp in Vermont and there was a weekend off between sessions. I bought myself a ticket to New York and booked a room in a hostel and I spent a weekend exploring the city all by myself. I walked into Babeland for the first time with my only previous experience of sex shops being, well, somewhat skeezy.

I didn’t buy anything that day but I touched lots of things. I picked up toys and held them in my hands and felt the vibrations and the textures. I looked at lubes and books. I felt totally comfortable. I think I even asked a question or two when a helpful employee asked if I needed help. I was hooked on this experience.

Within a year of this trip I had my first boyfriend, it was the relationship I was in when this blog first started. We shopped for sex toys together over the phone as he lived a few hours away from me. It was something that connected us, helped us discover fantasies, and brought us closer together. Our first purchases were things like lubes, strap-on harnesses, and dildos. We bought them from Babeland and Good Vibrations.

Now I make a point of visiting these shops whenever I visit a town that has them. I bought my first restraints and my first rabbit vibrator from Early to Bed in Chicago. I always go back to Babeland when I’m in New York, last time we bought a massage candle and a bonger. This is not the stuff I find at the 24-hour porn stores.

Now, years later, I find myself in an interesting position because I have learned enough about quality sex toys that I’m invited to review them. I’m thrilled with the dedication to quality reviews and honest opinions that both Vibe Review and Eden Fantasys have shown so far. When I wrote my first bad review of a product I was worried but I knew I needed to be honest. To have the rep at the company that sent it to me be thrilled with my honesty and suggest other products to try instead was really impressive.

Sure, these folks are trying to make money running their businesses but there is also a genuine interest in finding out the truth about quality sex toys. Quality doesn’t come cheap and I admire all of these businesses for stepping into the community and trying to educate their potential customers.

I’ve just gotten word today that Vibe Review is running a special. In celebration of their support for Barack Obama for president, they are offering a 10% discount. Just shop through this link and you will automatically get 10% off of your entire order between now and November. So, a sex shop that cares about women and sexual pleasure, looks for honest reviews, and supports my favorite candidate for president? I’m proud to support them and recommend them to you.

This might come as a shock to some of you but up until this point in my life, I had never tried anal beads. Honestly, the ones I had seen before always seemed sort of, well, gross. Then I saw the Bendybeads – finally a set of anal beads I can imagine putting in my ass!

I tried these beads for the first time by myself and expect them to be a regular part of my sex life from now on. They are functional, the shape is pleasant and they are high quality.

Bendybeads are made by Fun Factory, one of my favorite sex toy manufacturers. All of their toys are high quality and made of 100% medical grade silicone. I know I’ve extolled the virtues of silicone before, but when it comes to anal toys, silicone is even more important. Silicone toys can be completely sterilized by boiling them and therefore can be shared between partners without any worry about the spread of bacteria. Silicone is also a neutral material that will not cause allergic reactions or irritation and can be used with water-based lubes (I used Astroglide). Basically, if you want something in your butt, it should be silicone.

The Bendybeads are a real treat. They aren’t attached by any sort of string, and rather the toy is one continual piece of material. The sizes increase gradually and you can insert them all the way or just a bit and experience significant pleasure. I also found that the handle of the beads was an excellent place to slide a small bullet vibrator. This conducted vibration all the way down the shaft of the beads even though I only had a few inserted.

This toy is a real treasure because it leaves you with so many options. The beads can be thrust in and out or left in place. They can be the main attraction of play or something you are doing while simultaneously stimulating yourself or a partner in another way. The sensations are intense and delicious because the shape is so expertly created.