Welcome back!

Where have I been, dear readers? Well, I got my tongue pierced on Thursday so I’ve been sort of under the weather while I wait for the swelling to go down (at which time I’ll take a picture, natch). Podcasting has been out of the question but I expect to catch up with that soon. I’ve got a list of short tidbits, though, and it goes a little something like this:

• I just discovered Balthazar B, Man of His Words. This man seems quite brilliant and sexy and wonderful and not updating for the past few weeks. I hope he comes back because finding a hot new blog that is already a dead old blog is so depressing. . .

• A bit of a dialogue has formed between Melissa Gira (aka, Sexiest Podcaster in the World) and I on this question of “fake women.” Touch My Blog has stepped into the discussion with this post. And while not directly related, I think that the Female Mysogynist is weighing in on the issue as well when she writes today about the “anti-feminine feminist bitch”.

• I’ve been desperately searching for Chanukah porn and the best I have been able to find (despite the hysterics of this article) is at the Yarmulkebra Website. Looks like I’ll be making my own, I can’t believe no one has tried to serve this market before!

An Appetite Ruined, But Not Mine (radicalvixen.com)

Answering His Call (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

Bedroom Radio Episode #9 (bedroomradio.blogspot.com)

Birthday Sex? (swelteringcelt.com)

Blood, Sex & The Open Road (tirepaddle.com)

Cockblogging Wednesday 8 (shaysexcolumn.blogspot.com)

Collar: in training (livejournal.com/users/nicebluejournal)

Daddy’s Little Girl… (mimredbeard.com)

Ding Ring Ohhh (unfetteredcravings.blogspot.com)

Fantasy – Pain & Pleasure – Part II (lionetteslair.blogspot.com)

First Date (anyonesgirl.blogspot.com)

Good News Everyone (corinthiancouple.blogspot.com)

Gushing (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)

House Rules (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)

I wouldn’t mind if she was 80-something… (pornster.blogspot.com)

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor… (whatsyourpleasure.blogspot.com)

Porn Problems for Ozzie and Harriet (seska4lovers.com)

Real Bikers Love “Die Fledermaus” (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)

Squirt For Me (sexinga.blogspot.com)

Technorati, Sex Bloggers Don’t Tag (sugarbank.com)

Why, Yes, iMasturbate (sexerati.com)

Download Episode #9 of Bedroom Radio (37 minutes, 33MB) or Subscribe!

Music

Blanket Music – “Hips” (pictured)

Mystery Lyric

(smog) – “To Be of Use” (If you guessed right and didn’t get your prize, please let me know!)

Music News

The Strokes’ new video is censored by MTV for being too sexy. (via Viviane’s Sex Carnival)

Gary Glitter is a creepy pervert.

Courtney Love is “clean and sober”.

Rob Sheffield creams his pants over Jessica Alba.

Podcast You MUST Listen To

Whorecast by Melissa Gira (who also just launched a new blog this week, Sexerati)

Dancing With Myself

Wixel – “Mail Me to Finland”

Contest

Call me up (or email me an audio clip) telling me the most interesting place you have listened to Bedroom Radio. The best submissions will get a special prize.

Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?

Email – bedroomradio AT gmail.com

Phone – 206-339-7357

Website – BedroomRadio.com

Blog – Lumpesse.com

Please forgive me for some of the audio inconsistencies this week. I got a new microphone and am still getting used to it. My plosives are especially bad during “Dancing with Myself” and that is the one part of the show that I have to get in one take. If I don’t have a pop filter by next week, I’ll gladly submit to spankings.

Download Bedroom Radio #8 (29 minutes) or Subscribe!

Song of the Week

Low – “Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me” (Morissey Smiths cover)

Contest

Email me your guesses. The winners get a picture of my cleavage. The winners and the losers get to hear the song or story on next week’s show. Sounds to me like everyone is a winner!

Dancing with Myself

Galaxie 500 – “Ceremony” (Joy Division cover)

I Have a Crush On

Professor P’s Porn Panorama (If you have a podcast and want to play that promo on it, let me know, that would be neat.)

Public Service Announcement

How to Pick Up Girls On the Street

Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?

Email – bedroomradio AT gmail.com

Phone – 206-339-7357

Website – BedroomRadio.com

Blog – Lumpesse.com

Download Bedroom Radio Episode #6 (62 minutes 58MB) or Subscribe

Show Notes

Interview

Mr Melvis of Comfort Stand Records

Music

from Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka Porn Music For The Masses Volume 1

Eldad Tsabary – Lophophora Williamssii

De Zwervende Keien (The Drifting Boulders) – Wooden Shoes In Tirol

mr_melvis – Whose Fantasy Is This, Anyways? (featuring R. Stevie Moore and Ms. Demeanor)

Dancing with Myself

Tord Gustavsen Trio – “Curtains Aside” from The Ground (Thanks for the song, Jeff! If you have a song that you think I should use for this part of the show, email me.)

Very Cool Podcast

He Said, She Said

Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?

Email – bedroomradio AT gmail.com

Phone – 206-339-7357

Website – BedroomRadio.com

Blog – Lumpesse.com

As promised last week, I interviewed a real bonafide rock star and asked him all sorts of sleazy questions. You know you love it!

Download Bedroom Radio Episode #5 (128k – 26 minutes) or Subscribe!

Show Notes

Interview:

David Lewis Gedge of The Wedding Present and Cinerama



Music:
Cinerama – “Lollobrigida” – Disco Volante
Cinerama – “Tie Me Up” – Torino



Dancing With Myself:
Curve – “My Tiled White Floor” – Gift (Thanks to Si for the great pick! If you have ideas for songs for me to “dance” to email them to me.)



Public Service Announcement:
“How to Pick Up Girls at the Library”



Call for Submissions!
I want to know what song was playing or what song you wish had been playing when you lost your virginity! Call the comment line to share.



Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?
Email – bedroomradio@gmail.com
Phone – 206-339-7357
Website – BedroomRadio.com
Blog – Lumpesse.com

Sometimes the urge to share a song with the world is as strong as the need for sex. “I have to do it now!” Once you consider the masturbatory nature of podcasting – the analogy really pans out.

Thus was conceived the Bedroom Radio Quickie. They might show up once a month or once a day. But know that when the mood strikes me I’ll hit you with it fast and hard. Just like you want it, baby. . .

Download Bedroom Radio Quickie #1 or Subscribe

Artist – The Blow
Album – The Concussive Caress

Contact Ellie at bedroomradio@gmail.com or 206-339-7357.

The talented and opinionated Ms. Kitka launched her video podcast, KitKast, last week and the second episode is available now. I highly suggest that you check it out as it is informative, playful, and fun. Oh, and did I mention that she is in her underwear?