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Jay caught this while I primped in the mirror.

So, I thought it was pretty hilarious when Melissa mentioned my boob-shaking Twitter extravaganza on Valleywag yesterday (not to mention posted a pic of my boyfriend wearing my panties). Now I’m getting Twitter friends from people in California. Hmmm, I can’t show my boobs on Twitter but I have some good talents on the phone. So pony up Silicon Valley boys, let me help you out with some of that grrd phone pussy. I promise to Twitter all about it ;)

Thanks to Slydder for helping me get this one back ;)

::Timid wave::

It has been awhile, perhaps some of you thought that I just decided to never come back from Thailand. Well, I did. And school has been intense. But, you know a few things are true when I show up after a long hiatus.

1. The emails asking me when I’m coming back have started to actually make me feel guilty.
2. I have something clever to say.
3. I am procrastinating on school work.

I was having a conversation with a friend (male) about the way he responds to requests for cock shots from all of the ladies that are jocking him. (I’m not entirely convinced that this actually happens, but I decided to play along to preserve his ego.) Anywhooo, he sends me a picture of himself with a suction based pink jelly dildo thwacked onto his forehead. Totally classy, right? (Did, I mention that I would totally do him if he wasn’t such a sadist that I was convinced I wouldn’t be able to sit for a week afterwards?)

This got me thinking about unsolicited cock shots. In the adult dating world they seem to be like a business card. “Oh hello, nice to meet you, I’m a professional dog groomer and I like snowboarding. I hope we can get together and have some fun. Attached you will find a picture of my penis! Cheers, Tom” (This was an actual Myspace message that I got from THE Tom, by the way.)

Honestly, I’m always left scratching my head on these. What do I do with this penis photograph? How do I evaluate it? Well, after careful research, testing and 2 focus groups I have developed:

Ellie’s No-Muss No-Fuss Grading Rubric for Cock Shots

Step One: Did the sender give you a picture of their cock?
If No: Proceed to step two.
If Yes: Fail. Delete the email and bleach your retinas.

Simple, huh?

I’ve been sitting on these pictures for ages, can’t recall why I haven’t published them yet. I’m hoping to take more with this photographer soon.

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I wish I’d had this book with me at the hotel. . .

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We woke up yesterday morning to some gorgeous sunshine streaming into the bedroom. I couldn’t resist the urge to toss J the camera and encourage him to start snapping pictures. I can’t think of many things better than rolling around in bed covered in soft, clean bamboo sheets and enjoying warm sunshine hitting my skin. It is no mystery why my cats spend so much time doing the same thing. My cats also spend a lot of time doing this.

There is one more of me and also a few of him after the jump.

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Up until now the only people that have taken pictures of me naked are myself and people I am having sex with. Recently, I was approached by an amateur erotic photographer who is interested in photographing me. The idea makes me both excited and nervous - I knew I had to find out more.

On Saturday, J and I met up with her for coffee. We hit it off so well that coffee became dinner and her husband joined us. We’ve been invited to their home for dinner next week.

Have I mentioned that they are gorgeous and funny and incredibly intelligent people? So, letting her take naked pictures of me is a no-brainer. Still, it seems weird to have someone I’m not sleeping with see me naked. I guess I’ll have to get her to sleep with me. . .

J (aka, Eternal Apprentice) has posted about a recent encounter between the two of us that involved some rope. He has furnished pictures. Here is another from the same afternoon - I haven’t been in this corset in ages, it was fun (if your idea of fun is the inability to draw a full breath into your lungs.)

Oh, and for the record, I am wearing Hello Kitty panties in both of these pictures. Who says that BDSM has to be gothy?