- Author: lumpesse
- Filed under: Blogs
Monday
Oct 17,2005
The best sex blog posts, by the bloggers who wrote them:
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Wednesday
Oct 12,2005

I spent about 7 hours today working on making a ‘zine with a friend. Not a webzine, not even a real print magazine. No, an old-school, glue sticks and tiny scraps of paper ‘zine. It was frustrating and tactile and incredibly awesome. I’m pretty sure that making a ‘zine is the opposite of blogging. Computers were not involved in the layout at all.
The reason that I mention this is because despite the fact that I am writing about something so insanely physical, blogging is incredibly ephemeral. I wish the product were more tactile in the end. Assembling the ‘zine today, it was nice to caress each page as I completed my work, to marvel at how things were coming together. Aside from hugging my laptop (I’ve done it before!) I don’t know how to bring that materialism into blogging. Sometime I find myself writing my blog posts out by hand before typing them up, this isn’t my normal method of composition but it seems right for some reason.
Monday
Oct 10,2005

I started a chronicle of my past and current phone sex partners yesterday. This morning I noticed that two other bloggers were writing about phone sex and saying very smart and sexy things. So, in honor of the theme I had to comment on them.
A Polite Boy writes about his youthful forays into phone sex party lines. I didn’t think that anyone could make the prospect of them sound sexy, but he takes the cake.
Somewhere inside that, I heard a buzzing, and her muffled voice say, “Please tell me that again.â€
The next thing I knew, she was moaning into my ear and my wrist and stomach were coated with cum.
I bet you want to know what he said to her? Well it is fucking hot, I tell you. I’m thinking of trying to get him to say it to me. . .
The
Virgin Slut also got me hot and bothered today with her post on a video made for her.
A sound escapes from his core, “Ahh!†Later, his body will smother his words and allow him to just breathe. The force of the air he exhale slaps the microphone, hard. The speakers amplify and resonate his breath for me; the sounds strike in my cunt, hard. The air he blows out is hot, wet and hard, and it comes from a part of him that is also hot, wet and hard.
This one I can particularly relate to. There is a certain quality of sounds that resonates through one’s whole body. Anticipating the sounds that someone will make can be an incredibly suspenseful and sexy thing – it keeps you on the edge of fulfillment. I have found that hearing someone sharply inhale is like being teased, the exhale has to come eventually, it will be delicious, but when will it arrive? When it eventually hits, it arrives like a caress, or perhaps even something less tender.
- Author: lumpesse
- Filed under: Blogs
Saturday
Oct 8,2005
Going Daily – text
(talkingdirty.blogspot.com)
Helpful Tips for National Porn Sunday – text
(mskitka.com)
Podnography #10 – Tera Patrick, Violet Blue and Foot Fetishes – podcast
(podnography.com)
Shock the Piggy! – text
(domesticdeviance.blogspot.com)
The Death of Suicide Girls – text
(sugarbank.com)
The jury is out on thongs – photo, text
(lumpesse.com)
We’re Pleased To Say… – photo, text
(cointhiancouple.blogspot.com)
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- Author: lumpesse
- Filed under: Blogs
Tuesday
Oct 4,2005
For the past several months, whenever I peruse the search terms that are refering people to this site, I notice several hits for “Randy Bookasta” (who was the editor of
Ray Gun for awhile). Now, I recognize that this is directly in response to
this post. I still think it is funny. Randy, are you Googling yourself? Or are there that many fans looking for him? If anyone reads this as a result of that search term, please let me know. I’m genuinely curious. I swear. Is Randy cute? What is he doing now? Has he seen my underwear?
- Author: lumpesse
- Filed under: Blogs
Monday
Sep 26,2005
Sam Sugar rarely stops thinking of good ideas. Here is another one that he had. Nominate your best entry this week by emailing him and check out the links below for some great posts.
Simultaneously bloggasming:
A Silly Idea (sugarbank.com)
There is no better time to be a library student and obsessed with sex. . . (lumpesse.com)
Porn ads in Adsense (mymoneyblog.net)
Random Fetish Attack (talkingdirty.blogspot.com)
Vibeke (pspporn.com)
Podnography #8 – Adonna Vichet, Martha’s Girls and Anal Sex (podnography.com)
(Bloggers, participate by emailing your best recent post to sam.sugar@gmail.com. The bloggasm is posted to SugarBank on Saturday, included bloggers commit to posting the bloggasm links within seven days.)