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Tuesday
Sep 12,2006

Jay has posted his own version of our encounter with Sylvia and Jacob. Enjoy.

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Friday
Sep 8,2006

The best of the sex blogs this week by the bloggers who blog them. Spotlighting the top 3 posts voted by Sugasmer participants. Want in Sugasm #46? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Foreplaying pool (http://gentlygently.blogspot.com)
“‘What say we make this interesting,’ I began while circling the table looking at the available shots, ‘If I win, I get a kiss.’”

All Tied up (part 6): The End (http://dirtyandthirty.blogspot.com)
“To cut a very long story short (well, not quite that short), the evening finished with me cumming all over Thirty’s beautiful body.”

Tableau of sensuality (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)

“Use your other hand to explore further South… tickle that sensitive area around my navel… stroke the silkiness a little further below… and then you’ll find that silky soon becomes slick, plump and moist.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Fred Wilson, Venture Capital and Pornography (http://sugarbank.com)

Editors’ Choice
Sexbit – Fundraiser (http://www.seskuality.com)

BDSM and Fetish
Caught: Domination (http://femmefataleteen.blogspot.com)
Help Me Clay Aiken! (http://designingintimacy.blogspot.com)
Isabella’s Eyes – Part VII (http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

On the Spanking Menu (http://spankingwriters.com/blog)
Slave Positions (http://www.alternativealbany.com)
Sunday Confessional (http://sabrinainstockings.com)
Tales From Under The Desk, Part 8 (http://thebinside.blogspot.com)

NSFW Pics

Happy HNT-Hawaiian Memories and an announcement! (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
The Intruder (http://www.internetisforporn.com)
Teeny Tiny Plus Big ‘n Hard = Hot (http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Why Does This Turn Me On? (http://sugarjoy.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Instructive desire (http://lumpesse.com)
Living Without My Computer Temporarily….. (http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
Not a total bitch (http://lustylady.blogspot.com)
RANT: God’s Asked Me to Whale On Yo Ass, MoFo! (http://cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
The Day Wank (http://wanklog.blogspot.com)
Details… (http://dontwakethekids.blogspot.com)
Disclosure (http://erotischism.blogspot.com)
How I got hooked (http://slickerywhenwet.blogspot.com)

I Want… (http://www.kingdomofmean.com/sheets)
On the Other Side of the Green Door Part IV (http://www.taratainton.com)
Role Playing #4: Porn Film Shoot (http://confessions112.blogspot.com)
Saturday Night (http://suddenslip.blogspot.com)
Seduced by the Goddess (http://fuckingtheministersdaughter.blogspot.com)

Splash! (http://penguinsinhiding.blogspot.com)
Their First Time (http://ellabeecoquette.blogspot.com)
Watch (http://pick-up-pieces.blogspot.com)

Sex News and Sexy Reviews
Free Shipping Offer Extended! (http://www.tarasnaughtyshop.com)

Orgasm Army Sex Toys Review – Candy Bra (http://orgasmarmy.com/blog.aspx)
Pressuring Hotels to Censor Porn (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)
Straight Porn Review: Stick it in Deep (http://blog.johnqafterhours.com)
We Didn’t Get the Party Boat (http://blog.babeland.com)

Sex Work

A Virtual Voyeur? (http://principalquattrano.com)
In Theory: The Dissection of the Allowance of Respect and Whether Erotica Models are Deserving of Such. (http://damnjezebel.com/diary)
Webmaster Partying (http://www.seska4lovers.com)

Sugasm #41

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Tuesday
Aug 8,2006

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in Sugasm #42? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

Mr. Sugasm himself
73% of American’s Hate Porn (http://sugarbank.com)

NSFW Pics (and a Podcast)
Amanda (http://hotboxbabe.thumblogger.com)

It’s Thursday! Happy HNT! (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
Nora Marlo self portraits (http://eroticandy.blogspot.com)
Splish Splash (photos/podcast) (http://bedroomradio.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Does Size Matter? (http://sexeteria.blogspot.com)

Insatiable: How to Date a Nympho (http://sabrinainstockings.com)
Oh Kegels, How I Love Thee (http://blog.babeland.com)
On My Way to Sex Rehab (http://theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Rockin’ – Not Humpin’ – In the Free World (http://cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

Straight, Male, Talking About My Sexuality (http://www.realadultsex.com)
Take Naked Pictures of Your Girlfriend (http://myhotbox.blogspot.com)
The thinky and the kinky: qualities of attraction (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)

Humor
Film Fridays 33 – Internet Dating (http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

The Top 30 Most Annoying Things About Porn (http://www.msnaughty.com/blog)
Why Don’t I Ever See Porn Stars On the Golf Course? (http://sugarjoy.com)

Sex Work
Crossover Fetish Subs are Twice as Weak (http://www.ladyevilsdungeon.com/evil_domme)
Dumb Ass white boi! (http://www.spoiledebonyprincess.com/princess-blog  )

Smoking Fetish (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)


August Contest – Story Time (http://sin.typepad.com/shauna_by_night)
Half-Nekkid and Loving Himself (http://www.TarasNaughtyShop.com)

Review: The Wolf Summers By ElSol (http://anawtymouz.blogspot.com)
Straight Porn Review: Briana Banks… a.k.a. Filthy Whore 3 (http://blog.johnqafterhours.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
8/1 by Rex: That Wonderful Ass (http://rexandroxy.blogspot.com)
Aerosmith (http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)

Clothing Optional (http://tangysweet.blogspot.com)
The First ‘Threesome’ (http://lumpesse.com)
F♥ck Bunny (http://femmefataleteen.blogspot.com)
Last night (http://orgasmcurious.blogspot.com)
A Most Proper Text Message (http://damnjezebel.com/diary)

No Niceties (http://fourstate.blogspot.com)
Statuesque (http://www.asstr.org/~gentlebutfirm)
Through the Green Door (www.TaraTainton.com)
Voyeuristic Dream (http://dawnndirty.blogspot.com)
Yes. I Like Girls. (http://xantasia.blogspot.com)

BDSM and Fetish
The Honeymoon Part I (http://redvelvetropeburn.com)
Introducing people to rubber kink (http://www.dangerousfemme.com)
Open Panties (http://natalieslingerie.blogspot.com)
Pain Slut- A Fantasy (http://designingintimacy.blogspot.com)

Webcam Session with an Old Man (http://www.caramelvixen.com/vixen-blog)

Sugasm 38

Sunday
Jul 16,2006

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in Sugasm #39? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

Announcements

SugarJoy has a New Webmistress (sugarjoy.com)
Blogathon 2006 (the-iron-gate.com/blog)

Sex Work and Humor

A Cornucopia of Perversion (radicalvixen.com/blog)
How to Spot Breast Implants (sugarbank.com)
F’n Amazing Webcam Show (seska4lovers.com)
All About My Summer Vacation (ellabeecoquette.blogspot.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences

UFC – Ultimate F(*)#&@&$ Club (thehiddensides.blogspot.com)
7/10 by Rex: A Tale of Two Roxies (rexandroxy.blogspot.com)
Morning After (joeheather.blogspot.com)
Tired? (xantasia.blogspot.com)

Friday Night Teaser (femmefataleteen.blogspot.com)
Facets of an Assignation (easilyaroused.co.uk)
First HNT Dream (dawnndirty.blogspot.com)
coming in her mouth and in the trees (orgasmcurious.blogspot.com)
Comfortably Decadent – Part Three (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)

Doesn’t Anyone Here Want Their Ass Licked? (designingintimacy.blogspot.com)
“The Meeting” a work of fiction (incorrigiblegirl.com/blog)
Shibari Thursday (masterenigma.blogspot.com)
Stand and Deliver (asstr.org/~gentlebutfirm)
A Fantasy in White (hedone.typepad.com/as_pursuit_of_pleasure)

More Sugasm…
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(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Featured Article – Exploring Alte
rnative Relationships (part 1) (seskuality.com)
Bust a (Porn) Move (myhotbox.blogspot.com)
Staff Pick (blog.babeland.com)

Flash of Clarity / Flash of Mia (sabrinainstockings.com)
Reader Question – Blow Me… Please (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

NSFW Pics

Neighbor Affair: What could be more patriotic? (internetisforporn.com)

Masked Nude Beauty (eroticandy.blogspot.com)
Danni makes a splash! Squirting video and more… (danni654.blogspot.com)
WebMistress Feature Gallery: Flashing Utah (taratainton.com)

BDSM and Fetish

Isabella’s Eyes – Part III (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

Spankable Blog Award (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
HNT 22 – 4th of July Editon (everythingoze.blogspot.com)
Doctor Who: the (should have been a) Spanking Episode (spankingwriters.com/blog)
My Lil Barmaid Sissy Bitch (caramelvixen.com/vixen-blog)
Redemption (bdsmlover.blogspot.com)

Waiting for Punishment in a Fantasy Manor (adelehaze.com)
And Now for the Video! (spankingkatiespades.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

Closet Slut (?) (totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
The Ugly Cry (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

Black Dicks in White Chicks: pornographic fantasies of miscegenation, black power, and the colonization of interracial desire (lumpesse.com)

Sugasm #28

  • Filed under: Blogs, Sex
Tuesday
Apr 4,2006

The best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

Thoughts on Sex: Sex Commentary, Sex Advice, Blogging

All About Oral: Odor, Etiquette, and Why Some Women Don’t Want It (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)
Anatomy Lessons Part 2 (swelteringcelt.com)
And it Burns, Burns, Burns… (sexeteria.blogspot.com)

Classic S Spot – More on Masturbation (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Damn Leeches! (anawtymouz.blogspot.com)
His Addiction (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)
Love Conquers Some But Not All (realadultsex.com)
Pussy on the Loose (taratainton.com)

Funny / Sex News / Grab Bag

10 Lies Pornographers Tell (sugarbank.com)
Angelina Puts Collagen Rumors to Bed (tgp.com)
I Bet You Didn’t Know the Ancient Greeks Had Strap-ons… (tirepaddle.com)
Last Night Dick Slipped… (janeluvsdick.com)

Sex in the News – Celebrity Sex Tales (seskuality.com)
Shit Week (nakedloftparty.com)

Reviews and Interviews

Interview with Sophia (chillivanilla.com/blg/)
Sugarjoy Review: Xervious Anime Labs (sugarjoy.com)

BDSM and Fetish

Always Ready… (seanandmel.blogspot.com)
Bath Time (ropegirl.blogspot.com)
Daddy’s Little Girl (redvelvetropeburn.blogspot.com)
Edging (sheenv.blogspot.com)

Learning the Ropes (avaadora.blogspot.com)
Missing the Kink (mnsss.blogspot.com)
Put in Place I (lifeashis.com)

Recurring Springtime Fantasy (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)
Redemption – Part II (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)
Tied Down and Spanked (auntyagony.net)

NSFW Pics

Ariel X Again and Again… (eroticandy.blogspot.com)

Christine Young Review (internetisforporn.com)
Free Pics (seska4lovers.com)
Maddi and Rene on Sapphic Erotica (simply-sapphicerotica.com)
Mim shot by Penelope for Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)
Mirrors (pspporn.com)

Misato by Yousoudo for Met-Art (sensualarousalblog.com)
Naughty, Nasty HNT! (sexblogthis.blogspot.com)
Sunshine (lumpesse.com)

Erotica/Erotic Experiences

Between the Biker & the Wall (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)

Cock Tease (sexyukgirl.blogspot.com)
First Meeting (secretsofadirtygirl.blogspot.com)
Hard Fucking (everythingoze.blogspot.com)
I Saw. I Came. I was Conquered. (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Last Night (whatsexmaycome.blogspot.com)

Magically Delicious (fourstate.blogspot.com)
Masturbating in the Car (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Masturbation and Memories (philosophyofbeing.blogspot.com)
Please, I Would Love A Kiss (suburbansexpot.blogs.com)
Secret Reads: The Roommate (secretbrain.blogspot.com)

Shhh… Do You Hear That? (v-boat.blogspot.com)
Snatched Moments (gentlygently.blogspot.com)
Sunday Sweetness (antisojo.livejournal.com)
When He Watches (tangysweet.blogspot.com)

Experiences

From Fantasy to Reality (emergingontheotherside.blogspot.com)
Kicking Myself In The Ass (stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)
Life with an Easy Girlfriend (hotcouple.co.uk)

Sex Work

Packing for a Spanking Shoot (adelehaze.com)
Wearing Your Inner Vixen (tinastrangeworld.blogspot.com)

Announcements and Sex Politics

Britney Spears Pro-Life Statue (spiritsex.blogspot.com)
Jorge Rivas (sugarpit.com)

New Book Review (cakenyc.com)

Sugasm #27

  • Filed under: Blogs, Sex
Tuesday
Mar 28,2006

The best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Posts are cut at F within each category, categories shift around and change between editions depending on what you send me, and you can get in on the next one by using this form. Participants, repost the linklist by the end of Monday night and you’re all set.

BDSM/Fetish

HNT #4 – Assume the Position (avaadora.blogspot.com)
I Don’t Mind it Rough (tangysweet.blogspot.com)

Kneeling (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Making Love in the Rain Revisited (redvelvetropeburn.blogspot.com)
Monde Imaginaire (theninthwave.typepad.com)
The Notorious Bettie Page (sugarbank.com)
Sadist Taking What is His (theheronclan.blogspot.com)

Spanking Site Review: Bars and Stripes (adelehaze.com)
Thigh High Boots (video) (thebootcam.com)
Training and Surrender (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)
Choices – Part Five (masterenigma.blogspot.com)
D/s Correspondence (barbiebaby09.livejournal.com)

Erotica/Erotic Experiences

In Three Minds (orpheusmind.blogspot.com)
My Ultimate Fantasy (gentlygently.blogspot.com)
The Slow Fuck (secretsofadirtygirl.blogspot.com)
Teen Lesbians Brittney and Avril on Sapphic Erotica (simply-sapphicerotica.com)

The Vixxen Chronicles – Walking Funny, Pt. 3 (unfetteredcravings.blogspot.com)
Welcome To My Fantasy (herknees.org)
Coach T… Ch. 5 (whatsexmaycome.blogspot.com)
Dear Pussy (secretbrain.blogspot.com)

Sex Work

I am now a sex worker (lumpesse.com)
Half-Nekkid: Topless and Thinking (sabrinainstockings.com)
Mothers and Prostitutes Don’t Mix (taratainton.com)

Experiences

Going Home (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Single Double (damnjezebel.com)
Women Aren’t the Only Complex Creatures (seanandmel.blogspot.com)
Caught Kissing in the Copier Room (anawtymouz.blogspot.com)

Announcements

Save the Date! NYC Perverts’ Saloon – Monday, April 3rd (viviane212.blogspot.com)
Twilight + Thebes Podcast Discusses Paddles + Devil Girl Sushi Table (tirepaddle.com)

NSFW Pics

Gracie on Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)

My Sister’s Best Friend Review (internetisforporn.com)
I Feel Myself – The Art of Orgasm (sensualarousalblog.com)
Oops, I forgot. The word of the day is “moisture” (realadultsex.com)
Sincerely LaRue (eroticandy.blogspot.com)

S Spot Hentai Links (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex: Sex Commentary, Sex Advice, Blogging

Faking (v-boat.blogspot.com)
Fingering (sexyukgirl.blogspot.com)
Long Ass POST! (alphadominablog.com)

Twats and Knives: Together at Last (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)
Variety Act (seska4lovers.com)
Advice – Tasting Yourself (seskuality.com)
Anatomy Lessons Part 1 (swelteringcelt.com)
Come (sexeteria.blogspot.com)

Sex News / Grab Bag

For the Youthful-Looking Cooter You Deserve (tgp.com)
Mardi Gras Spanking (auntyagony.net)
Profaning the sacred (sexblo.gs)
They’ve Went and Bottled the Pussy! (suburbansexpot.blogs.com)

Tom Cruise’s Cock (sugarpit.com)
Charges Dropped in Teacher Sex Scandal (spiritsex.blogspot.com)
Dress Up Britney Spears (sugarjoy.com)

Funny

Killing An Erection (radicalvixen.com)

after a few shots… (janeluvsdick.com)

Saturday
Mar 11,2006

Vinnie Tesla, coming off the smashing success of his recent treatise on tentacle porn, has invited his readers to suggest a title of a story he hasn’t written. He has replied with a summary of each story. My suggested title panned out a bit like this:

The New England Liberal rose quickly to the top of her chosen profession, winning the champoinship belt in only her third year of wrestling in the PWPW (Political Women’s Professional Wrestling league). She made short work of the Tree Hugger, the Log Cabin Blazer Dyke, and the Real Live Female Libertarian on her way to the top, before challenging the Evangelical Who Votes the Way her Husband Tells Her To in the most high-profile fight in league history.

But she harbored a shameful secret…only she knew of her past on an Amarillo chorus line–a past that could destroy her career should it ever come out!

The meme is entirely too much work for any sane person to take on. That said, go over and bug Vinnie to write you a story.

Sugasm #22

Monday
Feb 20,2006

The best of the blogs by the bloggers who blog them, this week starting with the letter Q.

Join the Sugasm

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Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast, is a phone slut for hire, and reviews sex toys.

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