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Sugasm #41

  • Filed under: Blogs, Sex
Tuesday
Aug 8,2006

Welcome back!

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in Sugasm #42? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.


Mr. Sugasm himself

73% of American’s Hate Porn (http://sugarbank.com)


NSFW Pics (and a Podcast)

Amanda (http://hotboxbabe.thumblogger.com)

It’s Thursday! Happy HNT! (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)

Nora Marlo self portraits (http://eroticandy.blogspot.com)

Splish Splash (photos/podcast) (http://bedroomradio.blogspot.com)


Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

Does Size Matter? (http://sexeteria.blogspot.com)

Insatiable: How to Date a Nympho (http://sabrinainstockings.com)

Oh Kegels, How I Love Thee (http://blog.babeland.com)

On My Way to Sex Rehab (http://theholidaylife.blogspot.com)

Rockin’ – Not Humpin’ – In the Free World (http://cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

Straight, Male, Talking About My Sexuality (http://www.realadultsex.com)

Take Naked Pictures of Your Girlfriend (http://myhotbox.blogspot.com)

The thinky and the kinky: qualities of attraction (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)


Humor

Film Fridays 33 – Internet Dating (http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

The Top 30 Most Annoying Things About Porn (http://www.msnaughty.com/blog)

Why Don’t I Ever See Porn Stars On the Golf Course? (http://sugarjoy.com)


Sex Work

Crossover Fetish Subs are Twice as Weak (http://www.ladyevilsdungeon.com/evil_domme)

Dumb Ass white boi! (http://www.spoiledebonyprincess.com/princess-blog  )

Smoking Fetish (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)



August Contest – Story Time (http://sin.typepad.com/shauna_by_night)

Half-Nekkid and Loving Himself (http://www.TarasNaughtyShop.com)

Review: The Wolf Summers By ElSol (http://anawtymouz.blogspot.com)

Straight Porn Review: Briana Banks… a.k.a. Filthy Whore 3 (http://blog.johnqafterhours.com)


Erotic Writing and Experiences

8/1 by Rex: That Wonderful Ass (http://rexandroxy.blogspot.com)

Aerosmith (http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)

Clothing Optional (http://tangysweet.blogspot.com)

The First ‘Threesome’ (http://lumpesse.com)

F♥ck Bunny (http://femmefataleteen.blogspot.com)

Last night (http://orgasmcurious.blogspot.com)

A Most Proper Text Message (http://damnjezebel.com/diary)

No Niceties (http://fourstate.blogspot.com)

Statuesque (http://www.asstr.org/~gentlebutfirm)

Through the Green Door (www.TaraTainton.com)

Voyeuristic Dream (http://dawnndirty.blogspot.com)

Yes. I Like Girls. (http://xantasia.blogspot.com)

BDSM and Fetish

The Honeymoon Part I (http://redvelvetropeburn.com)

Introducing people to rubber kink (http://www.dangerousfemme.com)

Open Panties (http://natalieslingerie.blogspot.com)

Pain Slut- A Fantasy (http://designingintimacy.blogspot.com)

Webcam Session with an Old Man (http://www.caramelvixen.com/vixen-blog)

Sugasm 38

Sunday
Jul 16,2006

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in Sugasm #39? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.


Announcements


SugarJoy has a New Webmistress (sugarjoy.com)

Blogathon 2006 (the-iron-gate.com/blog)


Sex Work and Humor

A Cornucopia of Perversion (radicalvixen.com/blog)

How to Spot Breast Implants (sugarbank.com)

F’n Amazing Webcam Show (seska4lovers.com)

All About My Summer Vacation (ellabeecoquette.blogspot.com)


Erotic Writing and Experiences

UFC - Ultimate F(*)#&@&$ Club (thehiddensides.blogspot.com)

7/10 by Rex: A Tale of Two Roxies (rexandroxy.blogspot.com)

Morning After (joeheather.blogspot.com)

Tired? (xantasia.blogspot.com)

Friday Night Teaser (femmefataleteen.blogspot.com)

Facets of an Assignation (easilyaroused.co.uk)

First HNT Dream (dawnndirty.blogspot.com)

coming in her mouth and in the trees (orgasmcurious.blogspot.com)

Comfortably Decadent – Part Three (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)

Doesn’t Anyone Here Want Their Ass Licked? (designingintimacy.blogspot.com)

“The Meeting” a work of fiction (incorrigiblegirl.com/blog)

Shibari Thursday (masterenigma.blogspot.com)

Stand and Deliver (asstr.org/~gentlebutfirm)

A Fantasy in White (hedone.typepad.com/as_pursuit_of_pleasure)

More Sugasm…

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Featured Article – Exploring Alte
rnative Relationships (part 1) (seskuality.com)

Bust a (Porn) Move (myhotbox.blogspot.com)

Staff Pick (blog.babeland.com)

Flash of Clarity / Flash of Mia (sabrinainstockings.com)

Reader Question – Blow Me… Please (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)



NSFW Pics


Neighbor Affair: What could be more patriotic? (internetisforporn.com)

Masked Nude Beauty (eroticandy.blogspot.com)

Danni makes a splash! Squirting video and more… (danni654.blogspot.com)

WebMistress Feature Gallery: Flashing Utah (taratainton.com)


BDSM and Fetish


Isabella’s Eyes – Part III (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

Spankable Blog Award (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)

HNT 22 - 4th of July Editon (everythingoze.blogspot.com)

Doctor Who: the (should have been a) Spanking Episode (spankingwriters.com/blog)

My Lil Barmaid Sissy Bitch (caramelvixen.com/vixen-blog)

Redemption (bdsmlover.blogspot.com)

Waiting for Punishment in a Fantasy Manor (adelehaze.com)

And Now for the Video! (spankingkatiespades.blogspot.com)


Thoughts on Sex and Relationships


Closet Slut (?) (totalsensuality.blogspot.com)

The Ugly Cry (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

Black Dicks in White Chicks: pornographic fantasies of miscegenation, black power, and the colonization of interracial desire (lumpesse.com)

Sugasm #28

  • Filed under: Blogs, Sex
Tuesday
Apr 4,2006

The best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

Thoughts on Sex: Sex Commentary, Sex Advice, Blogging


All About Oral: Odor, Etiquette, and Why Some Women Don’t Want It (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

Anatomy Lessons Part 2 (swelteringcelt.com)

And it Burns, Burns, Burns… (sexeteria.blogspot.com)

Classic S Spot – More on Masturbation (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

Damn Leeches! (anawtymouz.blogspot.com)

His Addiction (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)

Love Conquers Some But Not All (realadultsex.com)

Pussy on the Loose (taratainton.com)

Funny / Sex News / Grab Bag


10 Lies Pornographers Tell (sugarbank.com)

Angelina Puts Collagen Rumors to Bed (tgp.com)

I Bet You Didn’t Know the Ancient Greeks Had Strap-ons… (tirepaddle.com)

Last Night Dick Slipped… (janeluvsdick.com)

Sex in the News – Celebrity Sex Tales (seskuality.com)

Shit Week (nakedloftparty.com)


Reviews and Interviews


Interview with Sophia (chillivanilla.com/blg/)

Sugarjoy Review: Xervious Anime Labs (sugarjoy.com)

BDSM and Fetish


Always Ready… (seanandmel.blogspot.com)

Bath Time (ropegirl.blogspot.com)

Daddy’s Little Girl (redvelvetropeburn.blogspot.com)

Edging (sheenv.blogspot.com)


Learning the Ropes (avaadora.blogspot.com)

Missing the Kink (mnsss.blogspot.com)

Put in Place I (lifeashis.com)

Recurring Springtime Fantasy (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)

Redemption – Part II (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

Tied Down and Spanked (auntyagony.net)

NSFW Pics


Ariel X Again and Again… (eroticandy.blogspot.com)

Christine Young Review (internetisforporn.com)

Free Pics (seska4lovers.com)

Maddi and Rene on Sapphic Erotica (simply-sapphicerotica.com)

Mim shot by Penelope for Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)

Mirrors (pspporn.com)

Misato by Yousoudo for Met-Art (sensualarousalblog.com)

Naughty, Nasty HNT! (sexblogthis.blogspot.com)

Sunshine (lumpesse.com)


Erotica/Erotic Experiences


Between the Biker & the Wall (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)

Cock Tease (sexyukgirl.blogspot.com)

First Meeting (secretsofadirtygirl.blogspot.com)

Hard Fucking (everythingoze.blogspot.com)

I Saw. I Came. I was Conquered. (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)

Last Night (whatsexmaycome.blogspot.com)

Magically Delicious (fourstate.blogspot.com)

Masturbating in the Car (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)

Masturbation and Memories (philosophyofbeing.blogspot.com)

Please, I Would Love A Kiss (suburbansexpot.blogs.com)

Secret Reads: The Roommate (secretbrain.blogspot.com)

Shhh… Do You Hear That? (v-boat.blogspot.com)

Snatched Moments (gentlygently.blogspot.com)

Sunday Sweetness (antisojo.livejournal.com)

When He Watches (tangysweet.blogspot.com)

Experiences


From Fantasy to Reality (emergingontheotherside.blogspot.com)

Kicking Myself In The Ass (stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)

Life with an Easy Girlfriend (hotcouple.co.uk)


Sex Work

Packing for a Spanking Shoot (adelehaze.com)

Wearing Your Inner Vixen (tinastrangeworld.blogspot.com)


Announcements and Sex Politics


Britney Spears Pro-Life Statue (spiritsex.blogspot.com)

Jorge Rivas (sugarpit.com)

New Book Review (cakenyc.com)

Sugasm #27

  • Filed under: Blogs, Sex
Tuesday
Mar 28,2006

The best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Posts are cut at F within each category, categories shift around and change between editions depending on what you send me, and you can get in on the next one by using this form. Participants, repost the linklist by the end of Monday night and you’re all set.

BDSM/Fetish


HNT #4 – Assume the Position (avaadora.blogspot.com)

I Don’t Mind it Rough (tangysweet.blogspot.com)

Kneeling (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)

Making Love in the Rain Revisited (redvelvetropeburn.blogspot.com)

Monde Imaginaire (theninthwave.typepad.com)

The Notorious Bettie Page (sugarbank.com)

Sadist Taking What is His (theheronclan.blogspot.com)

Spanking Site Review: Bars and Stripes (adelehaze.com)

Thigh High Boots (video) (thebootcam.com)

Training and Surrender (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)

Choices – Part Five (masterenigma.blogspot.com)

D/s Correspondence (barbiebaby09.livejournal.com)

Erotica/Erotic Experiences


In Three Minds (orpheusmind.blogspot.com)

My Ultimate Fantasy (gentlygently.blogspot.com)

The Slow Fuck (secretsofadirtygirl.blogspot.com)

Teen Lesbians Brittney and Avril on Sapphic Erotica (simply-sapphicerotica.com)

The Vixxen Chronicles – Walking Funny, Pt. 3 (unfetteredcravings.blogspot.com)

Welcome To My Fantasy (herknees.org)

Coach T… Ch. 5 (whatsexmaycome.blogspot.com)

Dear Pussy (secretbrain.blogspot.com)


Sex Work

I am now a sex worker (lumpesse.com)

Half-Nekkid: Topless and Thinking (sabrinainstockings.com)

Mothers and Prostitutes Don’t Mix (taratainton.com)

Experiences


Going Home (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)

Single Double (damnjezebel.com)

Women Aren’t the Only Complex Creatures (seanandmel.blogspot.com)

Caught Kissing in the Copier Room (anawtymouz.blogspot.com)

Announcements


Save the Date! NYC Perverts’ Saloon – Monday, April 3rd (viviane212.blogspot.com)

Twilight + Thebes Podcast Discusses Paddles + Devil Girl Sushi Table (tirepaddle.com)


NSFW Pics


Gracie on Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)

My Sister’s Best Friend Review (internetisforporn.com)

I Feel Myself – The Art of Orgasm (sensualarousalblog.com)

Oops, I forgot. The word of the day is “moisture” (realadultsex.com)

Sincerely LaRue (eroticandy.blogspot.com)

S Spot Hentai Links (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)


Thoughts on Sex: Sex Commentary, Sex Advice, Blogging


Faking (v-boat.blogspot.com)

Fingering (sexyukgirl.blogspot.com)

Long Ass POST! (alphadominablog.com)

Twats and Knives: Together at Last (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

Variety Act (seska4lovers.com)

Advice – Tasting Yourself (seskuality.com)

Anatomy Lessons Part 1 (swelteringcelt.com)

Come (sexeteria.blogspot.com)

Sex News / Grab Bag


For the Youthful-Looking Cooter You Deserve (tgp.com)

Mardi Gras Spanking (auntyagony.net)

Profaning the sacred (sexblo.gs)

They’ve Went and Bottled the Pussy! (suburbansexpot.blogs.com)

Tom Cruise’s Cock (sugarpit.com)

Charges Dropped in Teacher Sex Scandal (spiritsex.blogspot.com)

Dress Up Britney Spears (sugarjoy.com)


Funny


Killing An Erection (radicalvixen.com)

after a few shots… (janeluvsdick.com)

Saturday
Mar 11,2006

Vinnie Tesla, coming off the smashing success of his recent treatise on tentacle porn, has invited his readers to suggest a title of a story he hasn’t written. He has replied with a summary of each story. My suggested title panned out a bit like this:

The New England Liberal rose quickly to the top of her chosen profession, winning the champoinship belt in only her third year of wrestling in the PWPW (Political Women’s Professional Wrestling league). She made short work of the Tree Hugger, the Log Cabin Blazer Dyke, and the Real Live Female Libertarian on her way to the top, before challenging the Evangelical Who Votes the Way her Husband Tells Her To in the most high-profile fight in league history.



But she harbored a shameful secret…only she knew of her past on an Amarillo chorus line—a past that could destroy her career should it ever come out!

The meme is entirely too much work for any sane person to take on. That said, go over and bug Vinnie to write you a story.

Sugasm #22

Monday
Feb 20,2006

The best of the blogs by the bloggers who blog them, this week starting with the letter Q.


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Sugasm #19

Monday
Jan 30,2006

The best of the blogs by the bloggers who blog them, this week starting with the letter ‘V’.


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Thursday
Jan 26,2006

“You’re only about 40 percent like yourself in your blog.”

J observed this from across the table at my favorite pizza place. We were quietly scarfing antipasto salad, betraying the fact that we have learned to eat in silence in front of each other.

“What is the other 60 percent like?”

“Someone else.”

Both C and J know about this blog, C is indifferent and mildly hostile towards it – for that reason he chooses not to read. J has known about it since before our first date although as far as he tells me, he still hasn’t read the entire thing.

He drove home a point that I have known for a long time. This is all just a blurry snapshot of who I am. If you think you have Ellie in focus, think again. If you think you have J or C in focus, well that is just absurd. Certain days when I am having sex, I lose track of who I am but I think that is the best gift a lover can give me. The drive to destabilize myself before helping to put me back together again.

Two nights ago I found myself blindfolded on my bed, my thighs spread and wrists tied to each leg. Rope forming lattices and criss-crosses around my torso and breasts. From the foot of the bed I hear J’s voice above me.

“God, you look so beautiful.”

It has always been a hard thing to believe. C can say it and have me stomach the compliment 100 percent of the time. I’ve long since given up questioning his sincerity. J can convince me about 50 percent of the time. Nothing changes in him or the way he says it from moment to moment – it will come as I get to know him better and trust myself to be beautiful to him.

J is running something against my thighs. An ice cube? No, it isn’t wet. He brushes it against my exposed pussy for a brief moment and then I feel him shift over me and sense him near my face.

“Open,” he commands.

I open my lips hesitantly.

“Wider.”

I drop my jaw further, lips sliding over teeth, tongue presented delicately against the bottom of my mouth.

“Bite.”

I bite into. . . a sweet, ripe pear. I chew the tiny bite slowly and he leans towards me to kiss the juices from my lips.

I feel beautiful again without him saying anything at all.

It is with this fanfare and caveat that I announce the arrival of J’s blog, Eternal Apprentice. When he told me he was going to do it, I was intrigued. When he actually started posting, I was thrilled. Looking at our experiences from his perspective was enlightening. I’d say that he is about 40 percent like himself as well. I hope you will head over to his little corner of the sexblog land and let him know what you think. His blogroll is woefully deficient and while I could have recommended many great places to start, J is capable of making his own friends. He is dear to me and I hope he becomes dear to all of you as well.

About Ellie



Ellie Lumpesse writes about sex, BDSM, relationships, non-monogamy, feminism, and rhetoric. In addition to blogging, she produces the Bedroom Radio sex podcast and is a phone slut for hire.

This is the last time you will see her talk about herself in the third person.

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