April – Where I attended Sex 2.0 and had a fire lit under me. I started a Twitter account, got involved with FetLife, and relaunched my podcast. I finally realized that I was part of a community and felt like I belonged.

May – I started reviewing products on my podcast and blog for VibeReview.

June – I spent a lot of time thinking about sex work in both text and audio forms. I also got sort of pissy and ridiculous about blogging and met Artemis Hunter for the first time.

July – I had my first freelance work published in The Naughty American and dug up some old camwhore shots. I also experienced a bit of heartbreak, but it turned out a great piece of writing if I do say so myself. I also got tied up by Artemis and finally hooked up with Carmine who had previously only been known as “cross-dressing law student“. Finally, I began publishing the Musings on Masculinity series.

August – The biggest news and one of the happiest days of my last several years was telling my dad about my “secret identity”. I’m still basking in the joy of that moment as I remember it. Also in July, Jay and I got to know Hania much better.

September – I was named #5 on the list of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2008 among started a bajillion other projects. We also went to Dark Odyssey Summer Camp which was a watershed event for me despite the fact that I haven’t talked about it too much. I also presented at the Fetish Fair Flea Market and got to meet Catalina and Marky for the first time.

October – The posts slowed down and the earth stopped moving because something remarkable happened. We met Ariel and Michael and fell in love and my feet still haven’t touched the ground. At first I could only express the feelings in music. But. . .

November -  . . . soon I found more detailed words and images to express my thoughts. I captured the unique sadomasochistic relationship that Michael and I have developed as well as the experienced of being fucked by Ariel for the first time. And the sexy gave way to the mundanely profound as we found ourselves forming a type of family, broken hollondaise and all.

December – Ariel starts lending a hand with reviews and I think that the format suits this site. Jay and I also visited New York and saw tons of the friends that we met through the year. I also spent a sedate Birthday and Hanukkah at home with my new chosen family.

On this episode I interview Sinclair of Sugarbutch Chronicles. We discuss gender, butch/femme identity, bdsm, and erotic blogging. You’ll also be treated to an incredibly sexy piece of erotica read by Sinclair.

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In this episode, I read a great piece of erotic fiction from Jack of Writing Dirty. Additionally, Jay and I demonstrate the Door Jam Cuffs from Vibe Review and test out the Snugglepuss vibrator.

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So we met for drinks and talked about school and teaching and the law. We also talked about lubes and blogging and the joys of rope and electro-sex. I’m attracted to Carmine but the conversation wasn’t sexy, it wasn’t flirtatious, it just was.

He asked me back to his place so I texted Jay to make sure it was alright. It was. I knew that something might happen but I wasn’t expecting it. Carmine is sweet and self-effacing. He has a slight Boston accent that makes my pussy twinge when he says words like “car”. I couldn’t, for the life of me see him making the first move.

He did. Standing in his living room he grabs me and kisses me. He leads me to the bedroom and begins taking off my clothes. We tumbled around on the bed for awhile kissing and groping. At one point he paused, excusing himself to go to the bathroom. I posed myself so that I would look effortlessly sexy when he came back in the room. On my stomach, legs bent and crossed at the ankles with feet in the air. He came back in the room and slid on top of me, caressing my back with his body and kissing the top of my head. I felt his cock pressing against my ass and I wiggled a bit as I looked over my shoulder at him.

“You have a baseball bat next to your bed.”

“Yeah.”

“Are you afraid of intruders?”

“No, it helps me think.”

I look at him quizzically.

“It is a guy thing,” he explains, “it is phallic.”

I smirk and decide to give him the benefit of the doubt. He is grinding against me and kissing my shoulders. He asks me what I want and I shoot the question back at him. So, he tells me he wants to fuck me and spanks my ass. Too softly.

I tell him I want to fuck him too but he’s going to have to hit harder. He does.

So we fuck.

Yeah, I know, I always skip that part. Here, let me give you some highlights. He slides into me and his cock is thick and hard and I squeeze him. His eyes widen a bit and so do mine. He pins my hands beside my head. He squeezes my wrists hard and it hurts and I really love it. I scream, a lot. Obscenities, sacrilegious prayers, and incomprehensible things. Throughout it all, Carmine retains a placid and contemplative look on his face. I smile and he smiles back but he is already smiling. I wonder if there is some joke that I am missing. And as his cock slams me, sometimes too hard and too deep. So aggressively that I have to remind him that my cervix is there, he still smiles. I wonder if this has something to do with the baseball bat.

So, we finish and I bite my lip and steal a quick glance at him. I giggle a bit. I’m not being myself so much as an approximation of myself. It is okay, he might know this or it might be too complex for the moment or he might not even care. I ask him to explain the baseball bat again. He picks it up and shows me. He is laying on his back next to a puddle of ejaculate with a baseball bat in his hands and my naked body slung partially over his. He looks a bit like he owns the world. He holds the bat like he is expecting a pitch and moves it back and forth a bit. I duck and giggle. He explains that he’s never even played baseball on a team and he isn’t that big of a fan. It just works. He tousles my hair and asks if I want a cigarette.

I tell him that I’ve never had a cigarette after sex before. Maybe it is too much of a cliche. He gives me an incredulous look. Law students are apt to smoking and Carmine knows that when I’m having a drink, I’m prone to a cigarette or two. I tell him that I’ve probably fucked smokers before but the cigarette never came up. He tells me it can’t be beat.

We slide back into our clothes and walk out on the porch and talk about evolutionary biology and have a smoke. He isn’t lying, it is a really good cigarette. The night is hot and exceedingly Southern he tells me that he hopes that now that we’ve gotten the preliminaries out of the way, we can get more adventurous next time.

Oh, thats right I left out some details. I met Carmine because he likes cross dressing and taking it in the ass from girls with strap-ons. He is also perfectly capable of spanking me and pinning me to the bed while he fucks me hard. Interesting how people and their sexualities aren’t just one thing. My life and relationships would be much too boring if that were true.

Download Episode #18 of Bedroom Radio

In this episode I interview Artemis Hunter, a fantastic rope artist from Atlanta, GA and review the very powerful Silver Bullet vibrator from Vibe Review.

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Download Bedroom Radio #17 (52 minutes; 36 MB)

In this episode I have some fun playing with the Pure Pleasure glass dildo from VibeReview and the i-Lube personal silicone lubricant.

Show Notes and Shoutouts:
Nobilis Erotica
Mostly ITP
Ropecast

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In this episode, I try out Climax Bursts Cooling Lube from VibeReview. I also read a very lovely story by Nobilis while Jay helps me test out the lube.

Oh, and I think I’m hilarious as well.

I said that I didn’t have a voicemail comment line, but I actually set one up again. So, you can tell me how much you love me or hate me at 206-339-5939. Note: This isn’t how you call me for phone sex, it is just a voicemail box!

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VS.

An episode wherein Ellie interviews JohnBaku of Fetlife.com and decides if his pretty blue eyes are any match in sexiness for the pretty blue
G Twist from Vibe Review.

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Read my full review of the G Twist.

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Download Episode #14 of Bedroom Radio

Holy Cow! It is a new episode of Bedroom Radio!
Wherein I:
Talk about the sexy sexy parts of Sex 2.0
Play a great song by the Magnetic Fields (lyrics)
Get a serious spanking

Our websites:
Bedroom Radio – bedroomradio.blogspot.com
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Ellie’s Twitter – www.twitter.com/ellie_lumpesse
Jay’s Blog – eternalapprentice.blogsome.com

Questions, comments, cock shots? lumpesse (at) gmail.com

People and things mentioned in the show:
Amber Rhea
Melissa Gira
Sex 2.0
Regina Lynn
Rachel Kramer Bussel
Kimberlee Cline
Cunning Minx
Sakura Sarashi
Mistress Maeve
Viviane
Furry Girl
Match

Download Bedroom Radio #12 – Splish Splash (15MB/ 15minutes)

Join me in the hot tub for some fun with my special guest, J.

I wish I’d had this book with me at the hotel. . .

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Download Bedroom Radio #11 (28MB Video)

This past Memorial Day was one of the best days I’ve had all summer. J and I woke up, processed the fact that we were completely broke and endeavored to find a way to have an awesome day anyway. We scrounged up various cash and change from around the house, put a tank of gas in the car and drove to the beach. We packed a cooler and a pair of books to read. The beach is in the same city that my best friend from undergrad lives in. I hadn’t talked to her in over a year because she stopped returning my phone calls one day (and each of the subsequent days after that.) As we were arriving on the coast, I decided to call her on a whim and actually got through. I almost cried when I heard her voice. We decided to meet up after J and I were through at the beach. With this exciting and cheerful turn of events in mind, we trudged through the sand and found a gorgeous spot.

After a quick dip we enjoyed a pleasant lunch and poked around making sand castles for awhile. On a similar whim, I decided to make a quick home movie and then decided to record Bedroom Radio 11 with my digital camera. When I got home I didn’t like it and never posted it. Today I changed my mind. I know the video is horrible and that the mic is picking up tons of wind. If you’re not sure about downloading it, you’ve been warned.

After my quick and dirty podcasting, we went back in the water and had equally quick and dirty sex.

I’m realizing that there is something about being outdoors and feeling comfortable that is very erotic for me. I guess it comes as no shock that I am an exhibitionist but I never imagined myself to get such a rush from public sex. It didn’t hurt that as we swam, J was running his hands all over my body and holding me close to him. Before I knew it kisses had turned to gropes and my breasts had been let free from my swimsuit top. I pressed closer to him, knowing that he could feel my hard nipples against his chest.

J grabbed my ass, pulling my hips towards him and I wrapped my legs around his torso as he slid his a few fingers into my swimsuit bottoms. I could feel how hard he was against me and how slippery our bodies were in the water. He shuddered when his fingers found my slit and groaned appreciation for my wetness. I was soon begging him to fuck me.

A lot of people have told me that sex in the water is terrible, never as good as one expects it to be. Those people must have been doing something wrong because I couldn’t have enjoyed it more. Feeling the waves gently rock us and assist our thrusting, the cool water on my naked body, the sensation of near weighlessness in the water. I was rendered nearly speechless and came in a matter of minutes. My orgasm washed over my gently – I rested my head against J’s chest, nibbling on his neck and tasting the salty water on my lips. I felt invigorated and satiated all at once.

It seems like a good time to plan another trip to the beach.

I’ve been so busy car shopping the past few days that I completely forgot to announce that I will be doing a radio interview about my podcast, Bedroom Radio, tomorrow. At 2:00PM EST, I’ll be doing a live phone interview on WNYC 93.9 FM in New York during their Soundcheck music talk show. The theme of the show is podcasting and I’ve been asked to represent the sex and music angle. I’m pretty excited and hope that you’ll get a chance to tune in. If you’re in New York, tune your radio (the radio is that thing you hear in your car before the iPod takes over) to 93.9 FM. If you’re anywhere else in the world (and near an internet connection) you can listen to the webstream. WNYC also podcasts their shows, so I’ll be sure to post a link when the archive is available.

Here is a link to the specific episode notes!

Download the Bedroom Radio Quickie #2 or Subscribe!

As you might already know, Quickie episodes appear when I have something to share but not a lot of time to share it in. Enjoy this very brief holiday show and I’ll be back in full force very soon.

Music
The Smittens – “Good Migrations”

Listen to
Podnography – Episode #17

Contest
Tell me the most interesting place you’ve ever listened to Bedroom Radio. The submissions so far are awesome and you have one more week to get entries to me. Call or email an mp3 with your entry.

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Download Episode #9 of Bedroom Radio (37 minutes, 33MB) or Subscribe!

Music
Blanket Music – “Hips” (pictured)

Mystery Lyric
(smog) – “To Be of Use” (If you guessed right and didn’t get your prize, please let me know!)

Music News
The Strokes’ new video is censored by MTV for being too sexy. (via Viviane’s Sex Carnival)
Gary Glitter is a creepy pervert.
Courtney Love is “clean and sober”.
Rob Sheffield creams his pants over Jessica Alba.

Podcast You MUST Listen To
Whorecast by Melissa Gira (who also just launched a new blog this week, Sexerati)

Dancing With Myself
Wixel – “Mail Me to Finland”

Contest
Call me up (or email me an audio clip) telling me the most interesting place you have listened to Bedroom Radio. The best submissions will get a special prize.

Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?
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Please forgive me for some of the audio inconsistencies this week. I got a new microphone and am still getting used to it. My plosives are especially bad during “Dancing with Myself” and that is the one part of the show that I have to get in one take. If I don’t have a pop filter by next week, I’ll gladly submit to spankings.

Download Bedroom Radio #8 (29 minutes) or Subscribe!

Song of the Week
Low – “Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me” (Morissey Smiths cover)

Contest
Email me your guesses. The winners get a picture of my cleavage. The winners and the losers get to hear the song or story on next week’s show. Sounds to me like everyone is a winner!

Dancing with Myself
Galaxie 500 – “Ceremony” (Joy Division cover)

I Have a Crush On
Professor P’s Porn Panorama (If you have a podcast and want to play that promo on it, let me know, that would be neat.)

Public Service Announcement
How to Pick Up Girls On the Street

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Download Bedroom Radio Episode #6 (62 minutes 58MB) or Subscribe

Show Notes

Interview
Mr Melvis of Comfort Stand Records

Music
from Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka Porn Music For The Masses Volume 1
Eldad Tsabary – Lophophora Williamssii
De Zwervende Keien (The Drifting Boulders) – Wooden Shoes In Tirol
mr_melvis – Whose Fantasy Is This, Anyways? (featuring R. Stevie Moore and Ms. Demeanor)

Dancing with Myself
Tord Gustavsen Trio – “Curtains Aside” from The Ground (Thanks for the song, Jeff! If you have a song that you think I should use for this part of the show, email me.)

Very Cool Podcast
He Said, She Said

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As promised last week, I interviewed a real bonafide rock star and asked him all sorts of sleazy questions. You know you love it!

Download Bedroom Radio Episode #5 (128k – 26 minutes) or Subscribe!

Show Notes

Interview:
David Lewis Gedge of The Wedding Present and Cinerama

Music:
Cinerama – “Lollobrigida” – Disco Volante
Cinerama – “Tie Me Up” – Torino

Dancing With Myself:
Curve – “My Tiled White Floor” – Gift (Thanks to Si for the great pick! If you have ideas for songs for me to “dance” to email them to me.)

Public Service Announcement:
“How to Pick Up Girls at the Library”

Call for Submissions!
I want to know what song was playing or what song you wish had been playing when you lost your virginity! Call the comment line to share.

Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?
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Thus was conceived the Bedroom Radio Quickie. They might show up once a month or once a day. But know that when the mood strikes me I’ll hit you with it fast and hard. Just like you want it, baby. . .

Download Bedroom Radio Quickie #1 or Subscribe

Artist – The Blow
Album – The Concussive Caress

Contact Ellie at bedroomradio@gmail.com or 206-339-7357.

Download Bedroom Radio #4 (128k, 50 minutes) or Subscribe!

Show Notes
Special Guest: Mr. Vinnie Tesla
Fiction (read by the charming author himself): Dirty
A Long Expected Party
Music: Vinnie’s Pick – Rachelle Garniez “Spike Heel”
Ellie’s Pick – Sylvie Vartan “Nostalgia” (her website is totally in French)
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