http://www.lumpesse.com Sat, 06 Aug 2011 13:56:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 http://www.lumpesse.com/2008/09/silly-scribbles-from-sex-camp-twitter-updates-for-2008-09-16/ http://www.lumpesse.com/2008/09/silly-scribbles-from-sex-camp-twitter-updates-for-2008-09-16/#comments Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:59:59 +0000 Ellie http://1527578021

I can’t believe how exhausted I still am after 10 hours of sleep. Holy crap I have a lot of email. #

Google Reader just says 1000+. . . Thinking I should just mark all read and move on with my life. #

Adding camp people to my Google Reader account. Reid Mihalko. . . so fucking dreamy ;) #

I am completely useless. I have so many sex toys to get reviews out for. Tried some at camp ;) #

I like that every time I look at the sunburn on my boobs I think of the fun I had in the pool this weekend. That was lovely. #

And I have to say that sunburned nipples are not as bad as they sound. I have more sensitivity and they are hard all the time. #

@scarletlotus Thanks babe. Yes, just slightly owie. My tan is fabulous – I was so naughty about not wearing sunblock but I don’t burn badly. #

@amberlrhea Wow, seriously? Why? #

@HisButterfly I just need a volunteer to lick them and blow cool air on them. #

@writingdirty Nice! I hear there are some pretty beaches to photograph in the South ;) #

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@eternal42 won one of the vibes donated by @edenfantasys . Friskiest pet! #

On the way home from camp and making a long toy wishlist! #

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Just finished a fun sensation scene that I co-topped with Jay. Later I am working in the "brothel". #

The brothel was amazing. I can’t believe how much it was like phone calls with clients. #

Spent much of the day so far lounging in the pool. Looking forward to Lolita’s class on ageplay in a bit. #

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Evening included chore duty and a knife scene. There was a cherry! Tommorrow Jay and I are getting mummified together. #

Just watched a game of butt plug ring toss. Today is beautiful, I hope that the weather holds. #

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Cuddle party was illuminating and surprisingly emotional for me. #

@wendyblackheart Cant wait to see you here! #

Just met Sarah Sloan who is totally awesome and gorgeous! #

@fortryll and I just got felt up by Nina Hartley OMFG! #

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Up early and on the way to camp! #

Forgot pillows so now on the way to target! #

First camp sex with my amazing Jay. also, a podcast listener recognized me by my voice! So unexpected! #

We saw a gorgeous cutting class/demo and are at dinner being introduced to a million people by @viviane212 #

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@twitties 089203170174054402120635058708630961069710170794544 #

The night before a big roadtrip I find myself coating clothespins in wax. And this makes perfect sense. #

I haven’t gotten half as much done as I was hoping for and I am already desperately exhausted. #

@bailar_vivir I have been looking for someone to gift my old harness to. Email me if you are interested. #

@mrsexsmith I said Irish soda bread: Soft interior with rough, hard exterior (but the exterior always has some cracks). #

My students cajoled me into giving a speech. So I did. #

Getting ready for Dark Odyssey is causing me to write weird texts to @eternal42. The latest: “power strip, feather bed, lamps” Far out! #

I’ve turned Twitter auto-posting back on and scheduled posts for while I’m gone. This is a new level of productivity. #

@aagblog I am totally going to scream your name during my first camp orgasm. You know, spill a drop (of vaginal lubrication) for my homie. #

I apologize to everyone that just read my last tweet. I have no street cred ;) #

Watching Kennedy’s “Truth and Tolerance In America Speech” #

About to go get my eyebrows did. ;) One more set of boring student speeches after that and I am free! #

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@VeraFromFYN I stand by mine. Pics of a giant, messy toy stash, the most in need of your help wins. You are California Closets but for toys! #

@VeraFromFYN Ha! I have one! Not dirty messy, just messy! http://twitpic.com/4kon #

@EdenFantasys Awesome! I’m so glad to see that. #

So, the professor I slept with a few years ago is e-stalking one of my friends (that he dated) via my Facebook wall. Nice. . . #

@UrsulaBrangwen Jesus fucking christ. Even the reporter that called her a MILF was getting pissed at that dude. #

@blessed_harlot It is about time! ;) #

A nice heart-to-heart with a good friend has me both melancholy and optimistic. And now it is time for bed. #

I want to go back to sleep but I really need to get some things accomplished today. Perhaps a pitcher of thai iced tea is in order. #

I just found a small stash of dental dams in our closet full of camping gear. #

@writingdirty Damn, I need to start thinking about a makeout party down here, don’t I? I know I promised you one. . . #

@writingdirty Jesus christ, I thought we agreed to nix the down South jokes? #

@aagblog Need someone to help you with that? #

Cool! Just got a We-Vibe to try out. #

This might be my new favorite blog: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ #

I just bought really decadent snacks for camp and yummy drinks. #

The fact that I can’t even focus on Hania coming over for dinner because I am so excited about camp says a lot. Mmm, she is gorgeous though. #

@mrsexsmith Irish soda bread? #

I was going to finish BR #22 (with @aagblog !) tonight but I’m going to make out with Hania instead. Is that okay with all of you? #

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there aren’t enough pictures of my tits in the Internet – http://twitpic.com/1xww #

More tits – because I care – http://twitpic.com/1xwy #

I just had a dream that I got fired from a job I don’t have for using “the twitter”. I don’t want that fictional job anyway! #

I just finished interviewing Artemis Hunter and when I walked in she said “you have great breasts”. I officially declare it “My Tits Day”. #

okay, I love the feeling of garters rubbing against my ass and the back of my thighs. Off to learn some new tricks with rope. #

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I hope that my new haircut is still long enough that he can grab a nice fist full of my hair and push me down on his cock. #

@marcelloNYC Dude, that guy needs to be gagged with a huge cock way more than I do! #

@audaciaray That is why you have to blow their minds by not giving any tests at all! #

New Podcast Uploaded: What About The Johns? (An Audio Plea) http://tinyurl.com/69sv6k #

I really can’t keep these hours anymore unless I go totally nocturnal. #

I am drinking a Capri sun and trying to explain twitter to normal people. – http://twitpic.com/1xgy #

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Damnit, @TonyComstock I’m an English teacher, not a bartender! ;) #

Listening to a playlist of every song on GrooveShark with “slut” in the title. This would make a good episode. #

@Nobilis: “It’s funny… I’d rather be respected by street whores than by Senators.” Street whores have much more integrity. . . #

I know I have moved from lust to crush when I am making a damn mixtape. #

@essinem yes, just like that but with better music. Oh and sluttier. :) #

Okay, my DVR somehow messed up the recording of Top Chef last night. And Bravo’s site has a big fat spoiler. Grrr! #

I just sent a man the most confident and beautiful and sexy and FAT picture I have of myself. And I feel good about it. Truly. #

@MadelineGlass Serge Gainsbourg, American Analog Set, Velvet Underground, Joy Division, Galaxie 500, The Dears. #

@grooveshark I am in love with your site but having a terrible time signing up to save my playlists – any tips? #

@grooveshark Using Firefox, I try to register and it just hangs – nothing happens. lumpesse@gmail.com #

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soulseek right on my phone? Yes please. #

@eternal42 Made a yummy dinner with no loss of life or limb. That is considered a success around these parts. #

So lucky to have this handsome man in my bed! – http://twitpic.com/1u80 #

@TonyComstock you know, a comma would solve this dilemma for you. #

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I never get tired of seeing Secretary. #

@kimberleecline @cunningminx @playwithmatch I have never loved Twitter as much as I do right now ;) #

Ah poly. . . telling a potential partner: “You should talk to @eternal42 sometime, you have more in common than wanting to fuck me” #

“And when you said: ‘I’ve got nothing on beneath this dress,’ that was such great flirting!” http://tinysong.com/gaE #

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I just had a series of orgasms that were intense enough to leave me half deaf for 5 minutes. Thanks Phone Sex!! ;) #

So the iPhone vibrated itself off the nightstand to wake me up this morning. I looked at it and had a pang of guilt. Spending hangover! #

@amberlrhea @melissagira @kimberleecline If I were to go on a shopping spree on Amazon, what books would I buy about sex work/ers? #

So, apparently I have acquired over 100 followers on here. @ me and tell me who the heck all y’all are ;) #

Amazon cart filled and another several in the wishlist. Will be my reward for finishing this paper. Thanks smart ladies of the internet! #

Wait? Am I the only sex podcaster that hasn’t gotten re-instated in iTunes? How did the rest of you get back in?! #

@thursdays_child Ah, the two halves! I am familiar with that idea. At least your Thursday half gets to share your face. . . #

I am pretty impressed with pocket tweets. Maybe I will keep this thing. #

@eye5600 lol I am trying to comprehend it too. Guess I strained something in my brain. #

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@MadelineGlass Mean bloggas?? Who is being mean to you? #

Listen to a couple cast or gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon?? Hmm, decisions decisions. #

Okay, so if I did some sort of live podcast interactive chatroom sort of thingie who would participate? Raise your hands! #

Just tried out the Pure Pleasure http://tinyurl.com/6zrpg8 with some i-Lube http://tinyurl.com/5kev8m. All recorded, naturally ;) #

Can anyone believe that I am actually editing Bedroom Radio #17 right now. Already!? Dude, this in unheard of productivity! #

Damn you Apple and your marketing targeted at me. I have never bought one of your products but the draw of the iPhone is almost magnetic. #

ah summer. my sweltering heat ensemble – http://snaptweet.com/6539a #

Sitting at a mexi rest by the att store. What the hell is wrong with me? Is this a gateway apple product? #

I can’t believe I just did this. Apple fiends, spam me with the neatest applications and things for the iPhone. #

@eye5600 There are plenty of podcasts I have put out. I’m trying to figure out if podcast listeners would be into something more interactive #

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Just finished tying up a gorgeous girl in lots of pretty pink and black rope. #

Listening to podcasts of sessions from Balticon. I have such a crush on @reginalynn #

Just admit to my client that the sound he heard while we were talking was one of my cats puking. It feels good to get that off my chest. LOL #

@melissagira @kimberleecline I could really use some advice from you brilliant ladies about something I am dealing with. #

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Instant fail on OkCupid: Mentioning your car in the first line of your profile. #

@wendyblackheart I am cracking up about your crazy letter on tumblr. This is going on Junkbuzzed. “Don’t want to come off as forward” LOL! #

Annoying smut writing cliche of the day: “Like sipping a fine wine.” #

@nobilis We are about to record your story. I mean, I will record it and Jay will “help” ;) Any requests? #

Mixing down a podcast while his come is starting to dry on my hip and stomach. #

@thursdays_child Mmm, I need to get you on the phone sometime, sweetie ;) #

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WIN!: “did I read right on one of your twitter thingies…you had a threesome? or was that code for something non-sexual? like cupcakes” #

Why does everyone and their fucking mother want to know what I thought about Emily Gould’s article? I am not internet famous! #

@amberlrhea Oh sweet, I am internet famous then ;) Hopefully all about what a wanton slut I am, right? Right? #

@furrygirl Seamus Heaney has an amazing series of poems about the Bog People based on P.V. Glob’s work. #

@elwood42 I knew you would be here! LOL following me and Obama, I feel really special. #

Just sent my first “real” article to a real editor. Cross all of your fingers and toes and other pertinent parts for me! #

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@graydancer I’ve been listening to your podcast for a long time and just processed that you live in my home town. Neat! #

Quoth an evil lawyer perv: “You should do Bikram yoga, it will make your clitoris magical” #

@narrationbyd Yeah, I guess he took some different classes than you! #

@thursdays_child That is some bullshit, I’m sorry! #

About to hop in bed with this gorgeous toy and record a review, http://tinyurl.com/4dt2mz. My life is so hard ;) #

Good poly moment: Waking up exhausted because we stayed up late talking about our new crushes. #

@aagblog We got the exact same spam recently. Weird. #

feeling mischievious – http://snaptweet.com/77017 #

just bought another 100 feet of rope and a package of clothes pins. what? we have laundry to do. #

@tonycomstock I just read your latest blog post. And you are my hero! #

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I just ordered a whole bunch of rope. Yay! #

It is weird when people come out of the woodwork and you find out that they were perverts all along. #

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