• Cuddle party was illuminating and surprisingly emotional for me. #
• @wendyblackheart Cant wait to see you here! #
• Just met Sarah Sloan who is totally awesome and gorgeous! #
• @fortryll and I just got felt up by Nina Hartley OMFG! #

These posts are an experiment in time travel. I wrote them and scheduled them ahead of time. But, I should still have access to comments and Twitter messages.

Today I will get to go to classes by two women that I admire deeply. Lolita Wolf and Nina Hartley – this is an incredible opportunity.

If you could meet a sex idol who would it be? What would you ask them about?

I’m thinking back to when I met many of the women in sex education and writing that I really admire at Sex 2.0 this last April. Here are the old posts I wrote about that:

Everything I Need to Know In Life I Learned at Sex 2.0

Bedroom Radio #14 – Sex 2.0 and a Spanking

• Up early and on the way to camp! #
• Forgot pillows so now on the way to target! #
• First camp sex with my amazing Jay. also, a podcast listener recognized me by my voice! So unexpected! #
• We saw a gorgeous cutting class/demo and are at dinner being introduced to a million people by @viviane212 #

These posts are an experiment in time travel. I wrote them and scheduled them ahead of time. But, I should still have access to comments and Twitter messages.

Today, we are driving from Richmond, VA to camp.  We should be arriving in time to set up our things in the cabin and attend a class on the G-spot. There is a cuddle party tonight.

The cuddle party makes me think about my own makeout party. Why not take a look at these old posts:

Makeout Party

No Stephanie Tanner Allowed

• @twitties 089203170174054402120635058708630961069710170794544 #
• The night before a big roadtrip I find myself coating clothespins in wax. And this makes perfect sense. #
• I haven’t gotten half as much done as I was hoping for and I am already desperately exhausted. #
• @bailar_vivir I have been looking for someone to gift my old harness to. Email me if you are interested. #
• @mrsexsmith I said Irish soda bread: Soft interior with rough, hard exterior (but the exterior always has some cracks). #
• My students cajoled me into giving a speech. So I did. #
• Getting ready for Dark Odyssey is causing me to write weird texts to @eternal42. The latest: “power strip, feather bed, lamps” Far out! #
• I’ve turned Twitter auto-posting back on and scheduled posts for while I’m gone. This is a new level of productivity. #
• @aagblog I am totally going to scream your name during my first camp orgasm. You know, spill a drop (of vaginal lubrication) for my homie. #
• I apologize to everyone that just read my last tweet. I have no street cred ;) #
• Watching Kennedy’s “Truth and Tolerance In America Speech” #
• About to go get my eyebrows did. ;) One more set of boring student speeches after that and I am free! #

• @VeraFromFYN I stand by mine. Pics of a giant, messy toy stash, the most in need of your help wins. You are California Closets but for toys! #
• @VeraFromFYN Ha! I have one! Not dirty messy, just messy! http://twitpic.com/4kon #
• @EdenFantasys Awesome! I’m so glad to see that. #
• So, the professor I slept with a few years ago is e-stalking one of my friends (that he dated) via my Facebook wall. Nice. . . #
• @UrsulaBrangwen Jesus fucking christ. Even the reporter that called her a MILF was getting pissed at that dude. #
• @blessed_harlot It is about time! ;) #
• A nice heart-to-heart with a good friend has me both melancholy and optimistic. And now it is time for bed. #
• I want to go back to sleep but I really need to get some things accomplished today. Perhaps a pitcher of thai iced tea is in order. #
• I just found a small stash of dental dams in our closet full of camping gear. #
• @writingdirty Damn, I need to start thinking about a makeout party down here, don’t I? I know I promised you one. . . #
• @writingdirty Jesus christ, I thought we agreed to nix the down South jokes? #
• @aagblog Need someone to help you with that? #
• Cool! Just got a We-Vibe to try out. #
• This might be my new favorite blog: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ #
• I just bought really decadent snacks for camp and yummy drinks. #
• The fact that I can’t even focus on Hania coming over for dinner because I am so excited about camp says a lot. Mmm, she is gorgeous though. #
• @mrsexsmith Irish soda bread? #
• I was going to finish BR #22 (with @aagblog !) tonight but I’m going to make out with Hania instead. Is that okay with all of you? #

It has been a little quiet here lately so I thought I would let everyone know the other things I have been up to both on and offline.

Top 100 Sexy Bloggers of 2008 – I was honored to be named #5 on this amazing list of blogs compiled by Rori. I was stunned by the remarkable company I shared on this list and if you are just getting into sex blogs, I highly suggest checking out the entire list. The top 20 bloggers are as follows:

1. Sinclair Sexsmith http://sugarbutch.net
2. Radical Vixen http://www.radicalvixen.com
3. Curvaceous Dee http://curvaceousdee.blogspot.com
4. Always Aroused Girl http://aagblog.com
5. Ellie Lumpesse www.lumpesse.com
6. Catalina http://catalinaloves.com
7. Selena Kitt http://selenakittyn.com
8-9. Wifey and Hubby http://wifeytalk.com
10. Roger http://wwww.dirtyboy2.blogspot.com
11. Essin’ Em http://essin-em.com
12. Amber Rhea http://www.beingamberrhea.com
13-14. Richard and Amy http://247richardandamy.com
15-16. MJ and MJ’s Slave http://www.aslavestruenature.blogspot.com
17. Thursday’s Child http://thursdayschildhasfartogo.blogspot.com
18. Narration by D http://narrationbyd.blogspot.com
19. Andrea Zanin http://www.sexgeek.wordpress.com
20. The Provocateur http://theprovocateur.wordpress.com

The Femme’s Guide to Absolutely Everything – I have been asked by the lovely Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek to contribute to this wonderful group blog about femme identity. My most recent post there is about the first time I was properly kissed. I was 18 and it was with one of my closest girlfriends. Here is an excerpt:

So there we were. December in Milwaukee and the car is idling and I am shaking like a leaf. She said lots of things in the intervening moments. About how I didn’t have to and she wasn’t trying to presure me. I think she needed me to express desire but all I could muster was terror.

Then she took my hand. She started slowly caressing my palm with her fingertips and nails. Rubbing my flesh in hers like a piece of clay. I was silent except for my tiny gasps for breath. I tried to focus all of the terror into my hand and let Sarah take it away, mash it in her soft fingers until it was nothing.

You might want to read the rest of “My First (Proper) Kiss” and check out the rest of Femme’s Guide while you’re at it. In fact, why not subscribe to the RSS feed so you won’t miss a thing?

Best Sex Bloggers – This fabulous group blog, started by Catalina, features amazing bloggers, podcasters, and photographers with both re-posted and original material. I have been contributing regularly over there and will be editing some collaborative writing projects amongst the bloggers. The site is new and already creating a buzz, I’m so pleased to be part of it. Why should you read? You’ll learn about new bloggers, find great things to read, and you might even win fabulous sex toys in a contest. You can subscribe to the RSS feed to keep up with everything that happens there.

Live Girl Review – Some of the toy reviews that appear on this blog also appear at Live Girl Review. This blog and podcast is produced by the multi-talented Audacia Ray. I’m constantly in awe of her and was thrilled when I was allowed to contribute to this project along with many talented sex writers. Fancy the RSS feed for the blog posts and podcast?

Junkbuzzed – Back in the spring a helped launch a sex and humor blog. I started linking to it here but I never really announced my involvement officially. While I haven’t been a big part of Junkbuzzed recently, I’m trying to post there more regularly again. The editor there is The Snarling Misanthrope (known around these parts as Marc) and he is one of the most talented satire writers I have ever read much less had the opportunity to work with. My most recent post there was a humorous take on my needle play experience titled, “Suburban Ennui Leads to Needle Play.” But really, I am not the main attraction at this blog and that is a good thing. I could not pen hilarity like an advice column called “Ask a Gor Master” or an epic sex toy review that involves a vat of lube and Star Wars collectibles. If you don’t listen to me any other time in your life, listen now and subscribe to Junkbuzzed.

Of course there is no way that I need to tell you about my podcast, Bedroom Radio? You can add that feed directly to the podcatcher of your choice so it will show up on your computer and mp3 player as soon as a new episode appears. Upcoming episodes will include Always Aroused Girl, Bliss Warrior, and Regina Lynn. There are also always great little goodies like erotica readings, sexy music, or sex toy reviews. You know how I review toys right? Well, lets just say it is more of a demonstration than a mere review.

For the complete stalking experience, you can also find me on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and MySpace.

The more of this I type the less of a life it seems that I have.

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But, I actually do have a life outside of my home and it will be taking me to a few amazing kink events in the next month.

Dark Odyssey Summer Camp – In a few days, Jay and I will be leaving for Dark Odyssey Summer Camp. If you have heard of this event, you know exactly why I am so excited. If you haven’t, Viviane has been kind enough to round up the posts from previous years that she went to camp. We’ll be staying with some amazing people there and I expect to have a lot of phenomenal stories to share.

Fetish Fair Flea Market – I am thrilled that I was invited to present at this regional kink event. My presentation will be on “Kinky Phone Sex For Couples” and will involve some fun, sexy demonstrations and practice opportunities. There are some great play parties also scheduled for this event and a whole host of amazing speakers.

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Are you still reading? Well, want to see something way hotter than what I’ve listed above? My darling, wonderful friend Thursday wrote this gorgeous fantasy about me. A snippet:

Later, she lays on top of me, pressed thigh to thigh, hip to hip. The buzzing head of the Hitachi rests between us, right on the curve of our clefts, and as we grind against each other, I have all but forgotten the presence of the men, so lost am I in the soft perfume of her skin.

So, you might want to read the rest of that, huh? I really want to meet this woman soon and re-enact this dream.

[Image via Helene Black]

“I wish you had a cock,” he says.

I turn while continuing to fasten my bra. He is sitting up in bed now, sleepy-headed. I’m looking around for a clean shirt to wear.

“Oh?”

“Yeah,” he explains, “I was invited to a gang bang and I wish you could come.”

I laugh.

“Plus if you had a cock, we could jerk each other off.”

I walk out of the room thinking about just how normal that conversation really was in our lives. In retrospect, I realize that I own plenty of cocks and am more than equipped to participate in a gang bang.