So Jack said something funny enough in the comments on one of my links posts that I had to highlight it for all to read. It was in regards to this article about a really bad idea. Apparently there is a government study that says that televised intimacy is a really good way to talk to your kids about sexuality. The headline? “Government report: ‘Use steamy TV soap scenes to talk to your kids about sex’”. Jack’s thoughts on this?

Now Billy, sometimes when a man and woman love each other very much they hug each other very tightly and then that man’s illegitimate twin brother who was raised by Maori tribesmen catches them. Then the woman’s sister’s husband will involve them in a complex scheme to dethrone the prince of a small monarchy outside Belgium.

And then the woman will fall down the stairs and lose her baby.

And that’s called making love.