• @johnbaku Ugh, I know how you feel. Sorry things are icky! #
  • Are you there, Twitter? It’s me, Ellie… #
  • New rule – I don’t fuck Republicans. #
  • @audaciaray Oh, I’ll take their money ;) #
  • This feels appropriate right now, TSM is brilliant – "Who do you hate more: The madam or the whore?" http://tinyurl.com/4l868y #
  • Oooh, surprise threesome tonight! Time to go change the sheets. . . #