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So, I decided on an asian menu: steamed dumplings, edamame, summer rolls, a chicken and eggplant spicy stirfry over noodles, and my special ginger cosmos. As for what happened after dinner, I’m going to do something I don’t normally do and post a chat log. Feel free to ask follow-up questions as I didn’t even begin to cover it all.

[11:18] lumpesse: squeeeee!

[11:19] vinnietesla: The Chinese Menu was a success, huh?

[11:19] lumpesse: yeah yeah yeah

[11:19] lumpesse: holy crap, I have no idea how to write about this

[11:20] lumpesse: this is the reason that I haven’t written about the threesomes yet

[11:20] lumpesse: they sound like logistical impossibilities

[11:22] vinnietesla: And yet!

[11:22] lumpesse: like if I read porn that described the stuff we were doing last night, I’d be like, “bullshit, genitals don’t line up that way”

[11:22] vinnietesla: Ooh!

[11:23] vinnietesla: Wow!

[11:23] vinnietesla: Now you’re being a tease!

[11:23] lumpesse: haha

[11:23] lumpesse: okay, want the story from the top?

[11:23] lumpesse: (jay says, “I’m not sure we’d know who was the top”)

[11:24] lumpesse: So, they came over, we ate, I’m an excellent cook, blah blah blah

[11:24] lumpesse: we sit around after dinner having wine and ginger cosmos, I get pretty tipsy

[11:24] lumpesse: I think everyone is except jay who doesn’t drink

[11:25] lumpesse: we’ve been talking about sex for awhile, it gets quiet and I finally go, “so, who wants to play spin the bottle?”

[11:25] vinnietesla: Okay.

[11:25] vinnietesla: Hee!

[11:25] lumpesse: no one even says much, everyone just scoots their chairs back and jacob grabs the empty wine bottle from the bar

[11:25] lumpesse: and we all march into the bedroom, giggling

[11:26] lumpesse: I’m apparently spilling my drink during this process

[11:26] vinnietesla: You don’t recall, huh?

[11:26] lumpesse: No, I do

[11:26] lumpesse: but someone had to point out to me that I was spilling

[11:26] lumpesse: and I was all, ‘oh, so I am, oops’

[11:27] lumpesse: luckily I stopped drinking then

[11:27] vinnietesla: Okay.

[11:28] lumpesse: so spin the bottle

[11:28] lumpesse: we started with traditional rules until everyone had made out a few times

[11:28] lumpesse: (when I was a kid it was just a kiss but times they are a-changin’)

[11:29] lumpesse: then we decided to up the ante and the person that spun got to remove an article of clothing from the person they landed on while making out with them

[11:29] vinnietesla: Okay.

[11:29] lumpesse: boys making out is fun to watch, fyi

[11:29] lumpesse: anyway

[11:30] lumpesse: once everyone was naked, the game lost its utility and we all got on the bed

[11:30] lumpesse: (I don’t know how)

[11:30] lumpesse: and then fucked in a plethora of bizarre combinations for like, 2 hours

[11:30] lumpesse: that is where my narrative breaks down

[11:31] lumpesse: notable firsts included me and sylvia both being DPed for the first time

[11:31] lumpesse: me eating her out

[11:31] lumpesse: watching boys go at it

[11:31] lumpesse: jacob had never sucked cock before, etc

[11:32] vinnietesla: Oh wow!

[11:32] lumpesse: lol

[11:32] vinnietesla: That’s a nice lineup of firsts.

[11:32] lumpesse: have I actually impressed you?

[11:33] vinnietesla: You’ve done a bunch of stuff I hain’t.

[11:33] lumpesse: I like to imagine you as someone that has done everything I have a million times before.

[11:33] lumpesse: it worked so well, too

[11:33] vinnietesla: Not so hardly.

[11:33] vinnietesla: The foursome or the imaginary vinnie?

[11:33] lumpesse: the foursome

[11:34] vinnietesla: I’m curious how the DP was.

[11:34] lumpesse: the sexiest thing was probably jacob fingering me while he fucked sylvia and she was sucking jay’s cock

[11:34] lumpesse: and her and I were kissing on occasion

[11:35] lumpesse: I feel like I need a stick figure drawing to demonstrate this stuff

[11:35] lumpesse: the DP was interesting.

[11:35] lumpesse: I think that sylvia liked hers more than I liked mine

[11:35] lumpesse: I was basically over-stimulated by that time

[11:35] lumpesse: it was pretty hot, though

[11:36] lumpesse: I’d want to try it again for sure

[11:36] vinnietesla: Cool.

[11:36] vinnietesla: What size bed do you have?

[11:36] lumpesse: omg, I only have a full

[11:36] lumpesse: I can’t believe it operated

[11:37] lumpesse: someone was basically off the bed at most times in terms of doing something from the sides

[11:37] lumpesse: but still

[11:37] lumpesse: actually, right in the beginning we had basically just swapped partners and were all on the bed next to each other

[11:38] lumpesse: I think I’m just going to publish this IM convo instead of trying to write about this

[11:38] vinnietesla: I think that’s a great approach—

[11:38] lumpesse: So, ask any more questions that you have ;)

[11:38] vinnietesla: My father taught me a wonderfully dumb trick for breaking through a writing roadblock:

[11:39] vinnietesla: You just write “So what I’m trying to say is…” and go from there.

[11:39] vinnietesla: And then go back later and erase the preface.

[11:39] lumpesse: very true

[11:39] vinnietesla: Had you played with a chick before?

[11:39] lumpesse: I’d only kissed girls

[11:39] vinnietesla: Was it at all uncomfortable watching jay with another woman?

[11:40] lumpesse: no, it was hot

[11:40] lumpesse: Actually, one of the sexiest things I saw was her being DPed

[11:40] lumpesse: because I was pretty exhausted at that point and just watched

[11:41] lumpesse: Oh and after I came the first time I needed a breather

[11:41] lumpesse: so I got up and grabbed my new crop and walked around giving everyone swats with it

[11:41] lumpesse: and handed her my paddle so she could do some hitting too

[11:42] vinnietesla: Sounds like the atmosphere was largely sensual rather than BDSM-y, though.

[11:42] vinnietesla: New toys notwithstanding.

[11:42] lumpesse: yeah, definitely

[11:43] lumpesse: everyone was doing some biting and hitting but it was going in almost every direction

[11:43] lumpesse: more indicative of our collective tastes in someone rough sex than anything else

[11:44] vinnietesla: Yeah.

[11:44] lumpesse: jacob is sort of alpha male and I did find myself pretty overcome with the urge to top him a bit

[11:44] vinnietesla: How did decision-making flow—

[11:44] lumpesse: I got the crop out with his ass in mind

[11:44] vinnietesla: like, when you got DP’ed, was that your project?

[11:44] vinnietesla: Cute!

[11:44] vinnietesla: I sympathize with that impulse to top the toppy.’

[11:45] lumpesse: I think jacob brought it up – just something like “so, ellie and sylvia both have a fantasy that requires two cocks, who is up first?”

[11:45] vinnietesla: Hee!

[11:45] lumpesse: It was sylvia’s first group sex with multiple guys

[11:45] vinnietesla: In general, was there a ‘plan’ like that, or did you just all take care of yourselves.

[11:45] lumpesse: previously it had been other girls

[11:45] vinnietesla: Uh huh—

[11:45] lumpesse: everyone just sort of did stuff

[11:46] vinnietesla: It appears to be MMF week for some reason.

[11:46] lumpesse: jacob was sort of on fantasy patrol, making suggestions

[11:46] vinnietesla: Converstaions are turning that way all the time.

[11:46] lumpesse: it was really hot this time since the guys were touching each other and there was another girl

[11:46] vinnietesla: How much bisexual experience did they have?

[11:47] lumpesse: I felt a little less overwhelmed than when it was just two guys

[11:47] lumpesse: she had a lot and he had a little

[11:47] lumpesse: whereas for jay and I it is switched

[11:47] lumpesse: so that worked out well

[11:48] vinnietesla: I’m confused—

[11:48] vinnietesla: jay had been with other guys before?

[11:48] lumpesse: yeah, he had boyfriends for ages, he identified as ‘gay’ for a long time

[11:48] lumpesse: but it has been almost 10 years

[11:49] lumpesse: he was considering himself straight for awhile but since we’ve met he has revised to bisexual

[11:49] vinnietesla: I didn’t know that!

[11:49] lumpesse: now you do!

[11:49] vinnietesla: True dat.

[11:49] lumpesse: (I love your exclamation points, they let me know I’ve done well)

[11:50] vinnietesla: So do you see this staying essentially sexual, or is there potential for romantic involvement.

[11:50] vinnietesla: Why thank you.

[11:50] lumpesse: I’m really not sure.

[11:50] vinnietesla: Aren’t they impressively errect?

[11:50] lumpesse: I see it remaining as a sexual friendship for sure.

[11:51] lumpesse: I’m not even sure how romantic involvement would work for a group.

[11:51] lumpesse: I guess I’m still old fashioned in thinking of it as something that happens between pairs even if there is overlap in the pairs

[11:52] vinnietesla: well, there’s truth to that.

[11:53] lumpesse: But I could see myself becoming romantically interested in either of them or both

[11:53] vinnietesla: After all, any group involvement is composed of a set of pairs,

[11:53] lumpesse: right

[11:53] vinnietesla: when e and b and i were getting entangled for a couple weeks,

[11:53] vinnietesla: when e soured on b that was the end of that.

[11:53] vinnietesla: weakest link and all that.

[11:53] lumpesse: I can see that

[11:54] lumpesse: I’d think in our case the strong links would be in the two established couples

[11:54] lumpesse: obviously

[11:54] vinnietesla: Of course.

[11:54] lumpesse: if either of those came into jeopardy the whole thing would sour pretty badly

[11:54] vinnietesla: I had some interesting conversations on a message board with a guy in a double marriage.

[11:54] vinnietesla: He refers to his wife, his girlfriend, and his boyfriend,

[11:54] vinnietesla: You can extrapolate from there.

[11:55] lumpesse: okay, that makes sense

[11:55] lumpesse: I could conceptualize two parallel committed relationships where everyone is sort of dipping into the other track from time to time

[11:56] lumpesse: it that makes sense

[11:56] lumpesse: but for now, all I know is that they can come over for dinner whenever they want

[11:56] lumpesse: ;)

[11:59] vinnietesla: Hee!

[12:00] vinnietesla: “More dinner parties like that one please!”

[12:00] lumpesse: seriously

[12:00] vinnietesla: You’ve had a pretty eventful year or so.

[12:00] lumpesse: insanely

[12:01] lumpesse: I’ve gone from one sex partner to seven during this calendar year

[12:02] vinnietesla: As in lifetime record?

[12:02] lumpesse: right

[12:03] vinnietesla: Impressive!

[12:03] vinnietesla: I think six new partners a year was the criterion S gave me to keep my slut license current.