So, I decided on an asian menu: steamed dumplings, edamame, summer rolls, a chicken and eggplant spicy stirfry over noodles, and my special ginger cosmos. As for what happened after dinner, I’m going to do something I don’t normally do and post a chat log. Feel free to ask follow-up questions as I didn’t even begin to cover it all.

[11:18] lumpesse: squeeeee!
[11:19] vinnietesla: The Chinese Menu was a success, huh?
[11:19] lumpesse: yeah yeah yeah
[11:19] lumpesse: holy crap, I have no idea how to write about this
[11:20] lumpesse: this is the reason that I haven’t written about the threesomes yet
[11:20] lumpesse: they sound like logistical impossibilities
[11:22] vinnietesla: And yet!
[11:22] lumpesse: like if I read porn that described the stuff we were doing last night, I’d be like, “bullshit, genitals don’t line up that way”
[11:22] vinnietesla: Ooh!
[11:23] vinnietesla: Wow!
[11:23] vinnietesla: Now you’re being a tease!
[11:23] lumpesse: haha
[11:23] lumpesse: okay, want the story from the top?
[11:23] lumpesse: (jay says, “I’m not sure we’d know who was the top”)
[11:24] lumpesse: So, they came over, we ate, I’m an excellent cook, blah blah blah
[11:24] lumpesse: we sit around after dinner having wine and ginger cosmos, I get pretty tipsy
[11:24] lumpesse: I think everyone is except jay who doesn’t drink
[11:25] lumpesse: we’ve been talking about sex for awhile, it gets quiet and I finally go, “so, who wants to play spin the bottle?”
[11:25] vinnietesla: Okay.
[11:25] vinnietesla: Hee!
[11:25] lumpesse: no one even says much, everyone just scoots their chairs back and jacob grabs the empty wine bottle from the bar
[11:25] lumpesse: and we all march into the bedroom, giggling
[11:26] lumpesse: I’m apparently spilling my drink during this process
[11:26] vinnietesla: You don’t recall, huh?
[11:26] lumpesse: No, I do
[11:26] lumpesse: but someone had to point out to me that I was spilling
[11:26] lumpesse: and I was all, ‘oh, so I am, oops’
[11:27] lumpesse: luckily I stopped drinking then
[11:27] vinnietesla: Okay.
[11:28] lumpesse: so spin the bottle
[11:28] lumpesse: we started with traditional rules until everyone had made out a few times
[11:28] lumpesse: (when I was a kid it was just a kiss but times they are a-changin’)
[11:29] lumpesse: then we decided to up the ante and the person that spun got to remove an article of clothing from the person they landed on while making out with them
[11:29] vinnietesla: Okay.
[11:29] lumpesse: boys making out is fun to watch, fyi
[11:29] lumpesse: anyway
[11:30] lumpesse: once everyone was naked, the game lost its utility and we all got on the bed
[11:30] lumpesse: (I don’t know how)
[11:30] lumpesse: and then fucked in a plethora of bizarre combinations for like, 2 hours
[11:30] lumpesse: that is where my narrative breaks down
[11:31] lumpesse: notable firsts included me and sylvia both being DPed for the first time
[11:31] lumpesse: me eating her out
[11:31] lumpesse: watching boys go at it
[11:31] lumpesse: jacob had never sucked cock before, etc
[11:32] vinnietesla: Oh wow!
[11:32] lumpesse: lol
[11:32] vinnietesla: That’s a nice lineup of firsts.
[11:32] lumpesse: have I actually impressed you?
[11:33] vinnietesla: You’ve done a bunch of stuff I hain’t.
[11:33] lumpesse: I like to imagine you as someone that has done everything I have a million times before.
[11:33] lumpesse: it worked so well, too
[11:33] vinnietesla: Not so hardly.
[11:33] vinnietesla: The foursome or the imaginary vinnie?
[11:33] lumpesse: the foursome
[11:34] vinnietesla: I’m curious how the DP was.
[11:34] lumpesse: the sexiest thing was probably jacob fingering me while he fucked sylvia and she was sucking jay’s cock
[11:34] lumpesse: and her and I were kissing on occasion
[11:35] lumpesse: I feel like I need a stick figure drawing to demonstrate this stuff
[11:35] lumpesse: the DP was interesting.
[11:35] lumpesse: I think that sylvia liked hers more than I liked mine
[11:35] lumpesse: I was basically over-stimulated by that time
[11:35] lumpesse: it was pretty hot, though
[11:36] lumpesse: I’d want to try it again for sure
[11:36] vinnietesla: Cool.
[11:36] vinnietesla: What size bed do you have?
[11:36] lumpesse: omg, I only have a full
[11:36] lumpesse: I can’t believe it operated
[11:37] lumpesse: someone was basically off the bed at most times in terms of doing something from the sides
[11:37] lumpesse: but still
[11:37] lumpesse: actually, right in the beginning we had basically just swapped partners and were all on the bed next to each other
[11:38] lumpesse: I think I’m just going to publish this IM convo instead of trying to write about this
[11:38] vinnietesla: I think that’s a great approach–
[11:38] lumpesse: So, ask any more questions that you have ;)
[11:38] vinnietesla: My father taught me a wonderfully dumb trick for breaking through a writing roadblock:
[11:39] vinnietesla: You just write “So what I’m trying to say is…” and go from there.
[11:39] vinnietesla: And then go back later and erase the preface.
[11:39] lumpesse: very true
[11:39] vinnietesla: Had you played with a chick before?
[11:39] lumpesse: I’d only kissed girls
[11:39] vinnietesla: Was it at all uncomfortable watching jay with another woman?
[11:40] lumpesse: no, it was hot
[11:40] lumpesse: Actually, one of the sexiest things I saw was her being DPed
[11:40] lumpesse: because I was pretty exhausted at that point and just watched
[11:41] lumpesse: Oh and after I came the first time I needed a breather
[11:41] lumpesse: so I got up and grabbed my new crop and walked around giving everyone swats with it
[11:41] lumpesse: and handed her my paddle so she could do some hitting too
[11:42] vinnietesla: Sounds like the atmosphere was largely sensual rather than BDSM-y, though.
[11:42] vinnietesla: New toys notwithstanding.
[11:42] lumpesse: yeah, definitely
[11:43] lumpesse: everyone was doing some biting and hitting but it was going in almost every direction
[11:43] lumpesse: more indicative of our collective tastes in someone rough sex than anything else
[11:44] vinnietesla: Yeah.
[11:44] lumpesse: jacob is sort of alpha male and I did find myself pretty overcome with the urge to top him a bit
[11:44] vinnietesla: How did decision-making flow–
[11:44] lumpesse: I got the crop out with his ass in mind
[11:44] vinnietesla: like, when you got DP’ed, was that your project?
[11:44] vinnietesla: Cute!
[11:44] vinnietesla: I sympathize with that impulse to top the toppy.’
[11:45] lumpesse: I think jacob brought it up - just something like “so, ellie and sylvia both have a fantasy that requires two cocks, who is up first?”
[11:45] vinnietesla: Hee!
[11:45] lumpesse: It was sylvia’s first group sex with multiple guys
[11:45] vinnietesla: In general, was there a ‘plan’ like that, or did you just all take care of yourselves.
[11:45] lumpesse: previously it had been other girls
[11:45] vinnietesla: Uh huh–
[11:45] lumpesse: everyone just sort of did stuff
[11:46] vinnietesla: It appears to be MMF week for some reason.
[11:46] lumpesse: jacob was sort of on fantasy patrol, making suggestions
[11:46] vinnietesla: Converstaions are turning that way all the time.
[11:46] lumpesse: it was really hot this time since the guys were touching each other and there was another girl
[11:46] vinnietesla: How much bisexual experience did they have?
[11:47] lumpesse: I felt a little less overwhelmed than when it was just two guys
[11:47] lumpesse: she had a lot and he had a little
[11:47] lumpesse: whereas for jay and I it is switched
[11:47] lumpesse: so that worked out well
[11:48] vinnietesla: I’m confused–
[11:48] vinnietesla: jay had been with other guys before?
[11:48] lumpesse: yeah, he had boyfriends for ages, he identified as ‘gay’ for a long time
[11:48] lumpesse: but it has been almost 10 years
[11:49] lumpesse: he was considering himself straight for awhile but since we’ve met he has revised to bisexual
[11:49] vinnietesla: I didn’t know that!
[11:49] lumpesse: now you do!
[11:49] vinnietesla: True dat.
[11:49] lumpesse: (I love your exclamation points, they let me know I’ve done well)
[11:50] vinnietesla: So do you see this staying essentially sexual, or is there potential for romantic involvement.
[11:50] vinnietesla: Why thank you.
[11:50] lumpesse: I’m really not sure.
[11:50] vinnietesla: Aren’t they impressively errect?
[11:50] lumpesse: I see it remaining as a sexual friendship for sure.
[11:51] lumpesse: I’m not even sure how romantic involvement would work for a group.
[11:51] lumpesse: I guess I’m still old fashioned in thinking of it as something that happens between pairs even if there is overlap in the pairs
[11:52] vinnietesla: well, there’s truth to that.
[11:53] lumpesse: But I could see myself becoming romantically interested in either of them or both
[11:53] vinnietesla: After all, any group involvement is composed of a set of pairs,
[11:53] lumpesse: right
[11:53] vinnietesla: when e and b and i were getting entangled for a couple weeks,
[11:53] vinnietesla: when e soured on b that was the end of that.
[11:53] vinnietesla: weakest link and all that.
[11:53] lumpesse: I can see that
[11:54] lumpesse: I’d think in our case the strong links would be in the two established couples
[11:54] lumpesse: obviously
[11:54] vinnietesla: Of course.
[11:54] lumpesse: if either of those came into jeopardy the whole thing would sour pretty badly
[11:54] vinnietesla: I had some interesting conversations on a message board with a guy in a double marriage.
[11:54] vinnietesla: He refers to his wife, his girlfriend, and his boyfriend,
[11:54] vinnietesla: You can extrapolate from there.
[11:55] lumpesse: okay, that makes sense
[11:55] lumpesse: I could conceptualize two parallel committed relationships where everyone is sort of dipping into the other track from time to time
[11:56] lumpesse: it that makes sense
[11:56] lumpesse: but for now, all I know is that they can come over for dinner whenever they want
[11:56] lumpesse: ;)
[11:59] vinnietesla: Hee!
[12:00] vinnietesla: “More dinner parties like that one please!”
[12:00] lumpesse: seriously
[12:00] vinnietesla: You’ve had a pretty eventful year or so.
[12:00] lumpesse: insanely
[12:01] lumpesse: I’ve gone from one sex partner to seven during this calendar year
[12:02] vinnietesla: As in lifetime record?
[12:02] lumpesse: right
[12:03] vinnietesla: Impressive!
[12:03] vinnietesla: I think six new partners a year was the criterion S gave me to keep my slut license current.