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Vinnie Tesla, coming off the smashing success of his recent treatise on tentacle porn, has invited his readers to suggest a title of a story he hasn’t written. He has replied with a summary of each story. My suggested title panned out a bit like this:

The New England Liberal rose quickly to the top of her chosen profession, winning the champoinship belt in only her third year of wrestling in the PWPW (Political Women’s Professional Wrestling league). She made short work of the Tree Hugger, the Log Cabin Blazer Dyke, and the Real Live Female Libertarian on her way to the top, before challenging the Evangelical Who Votes the Way her Husband Tells Her To in the most high-profile fight in league history.



But she harbored a shameful secret…only she knew of her past on an Amarillo chorus line—a past that could destroy her career should it ever come out!

The meme is entirely too much work for any sane person to take on. That said, go over and bug Vinnie to write you a story.

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