Welcome back!
I’ve talked a lot about phone sex in the past. Traditionally, it has been a fun part of my sex life, has allowed me to explore new ideas and fantasies in a relatively risk-free way, and has been a cool way to, um, meet new people. I’ve also mentioned in the past that it isn’t something I could see doing professionally.
When I said that, I imagined that the anxiety and trepidation I felt every time I had phone sex with a new partner would ring true in a professional setting. My palms sweat, my pulse quickens, I get timid and quiet. My nervousness at the outset seemed like it would bar me from a career as a professional telephone actress.
Turns out I was wrong.
I decided to take the plunge and have signed on with a dispatch company. I’ve worked my first shift and it wasn’t nearly as terrifying as I expected. The men have been sweet and friendly so far, I’ve felt very in control of the situation, and it all comes to me so fluidly and without fear. To put it plainly, my paying customers are getting much better phone sex than some of the men I’ve done it with for fun in the past.
I love it, it combines my hyper-active sex drive with my fascination over the sexual proclivities of others. My first 8 calls have featured in no particular order: strap-on sex, a man in pink panties, a vacuum cleaner, a foursome with the neighbors, and lots of your standard dildo sucking.
It’s the time of my life and I’m getting paid for it. Who’s jealous?


If you've wondered what it would be like to get me on the phone, no need to wonder anymore!
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16 Responses for "I am now a sex worker"
Congrats and welcome to the seedy underbelly- I mean, wonderful world of phone sex. I thought I’d seen you around one of the usual haunts…
Good luck with the new job, not that you’ll need it! I hope you’ll keep us posted as to how it goes. Love the new layout by the way.
Thanks Sabrina, I think I saw your banner ad at that particular haunt ;) I intend to keep talking about it as long as it stays interesting – I think it will. – ellie
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After listening to your podcasts, I can definitely understand why you’d not only be good at this but be enthusiastic about it.
I wish you all the best.
::sigh::
(over here wishing I had the opportunity to call you myself)
I might set up an independent number so that readers can call. I’ll have to see what the demand is. – Ellie
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So how is this working out? Keeping you busy? You have that awesome voice.
It is working out pretty well, I think. – ellie
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Wow. Sign me up right away!
Haha, might want to wait until I get a bit better. – ellie
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I’m jealous!
It isn’t hard to get into, email me if you want some info. – ellie
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I’m jealous!! I’ve been intrigued by that profession/hobby for some time, wondered just how fun (or not) it’d be. I can’t wait to hear more about your experiences with it. Congrats on the new gig!
xoxox
Tara
Thanks, Tara. It isn’t hard to get into at all. Email me if you want more info. – ellie
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Re: A number for readers
I look forward to the possibility.
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Hi, I’ve just signed up to be a phone sex girl too, after too much student debt.
I’ll keep reading your blog, so please post on how you deal with things (‘watersports’- ew!)
I’m glad there’s a blog out there to help me out, lol.
C xx
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Definitely let us know how the phone sex gig goes. I have an online friend who went through the training and tried a couple of shifts, but couldn’t keep the guys to stay on the phone long enough. She quit the second day. :( What’s the secret??!!
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I’m guessing this job and your relationship with J are why there has been no Bedroom Radio… and thus, no Dancing With Myself… since 2005?!?
Hope you have time, hope you can make time, to bring Bedroom Radio back.
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Please don’t do that anymore. :-(
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