I have an AdultFriendFinder account. It is a source of pretty constant amusement and unfortunately not a single credible lead. Here are a few of the gems I have received in the last week, they seem to come in basic categories:

Very Honest

I love some big tits, you look like you have some, just wondering if you wanted to trade pics so I could fantasize about having sex with you

Those Who Use Honesty Dishonestly

Sounds to me like you could use a dark chocolate bar. Would you like to have a 6’6″ 250 pound athletic, attractive, inviting chocolate bar? I am not seeking a relationship rather just adult, discreet, incredibly erotic encounters. I am married as well and must maintain discretion as I play alone not as a couple. I am in business for myself, but in a high profile position in which perception and integrity are important (meaning that being caught commiting adultery would NOT be a good thing….)

Those That Know What They’re Up Against

I love to give oral, and can go down as long as you can handle. I know you probley hear that a lot, but I really can and love it.

Most just end up in the “Completely Hopeless” pile. My standard reply to these guys lately is a suggestion that they check out Clue Chick. All I get are completely generic listings of personal characteristics and trite assertions like, “I love wild, uninhibited sex.” It doesn’t look like there will be much casual sex in my future.