I’m going on a weekend trip that I’ve been planning for a few weeks now. We’re leaving in a few hours for a few nights in a B&B, a concert by my favorite band, and some other sundry mischief. There are chocolate chip cookies cooling on top of the stove and all I really have left to do today is pack. So, this is more or less an excellent day.
The only problem is I don’t know what to pack.
My impulse is to bring *all* of my sex toys. The hedonist in me knows that if I have a hankering for a certain vibrator or a particular massage oil and don’t have access to it, I’ll be sad. But, thinking conservatively for a moment, I realize that having two cases of sex toys for a three day trip is a bit excessive.
I guess I’ll make the call this afternoon – one thing that I know is coming with, however, is my camera.


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I think of vacations as excuses to find new sexual uses for everyday things so I don’t bring any of my toys along. It’s like an exercise in your sexual creativity. Although, I’ll admit there are times when I end up obsessing over the one toy that would be perfect for that moment that is sitting in my drawer at home. So I sympathize with you.
It’s a weekend trip; you have an entire car trunk plus the backseat to fill; why shouldn’t you be self-indulgent? My sweetie and I took way more than we needed in the way of toys and snacks for our recent trip–we used a lot of toys and never got around to a lot of toys, but the work of carrying them to and from the car was not so onerous to make us regret having them on hand.
…and there was much rejoicing.
I always bring more toys than I plan on using just in case. It’s never taken more than a case and a half though, so you’ve obviously got more ambition and for that I salute you.
Have a blast!
Since you’ll have your trusty camera with you, you should take pictures of the places you’ve done the various deeds. Make them up like crime scene photos, say like a cat-o’-nine-tails on a mussed up bed with a numbered yellow crime scene placard. Then write up a short summary, or vignette for each one. You can post a sex scene photo once every few days.
Okay, maybe it’s a bit weird for a B&B get-away, but interesting!
I agree with Knees. Vacations are a way to get away from everything ordinary in your life, even your toys. Unless there’s something that you really need, find what you can wherever you go, travel light, and be creative.
Yo…have a great time!
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