I was in Target today with J, picking out some new sheets (FYI – Target now sells Bamboo sheets, they are wonderful!) and a few other items.

We have been fucking a whole lot lately and J has experienced some minor cock chaffing. It is sore, dry, and irritated. Poor baby. In researching remedies we found that zinc oxide is a good cure for this sort of penis problem. Turns out that is the same stuff in diaper rash ointment.

So, we zipped over to the baby section and picked up some medicine for his, um, diaper rash. Wait, that makes us sound like we do age play. His chaffing. While standing in the baby aisle, I notice the baby oil nearby. I looked in his eyes and said, “Something inside me thinks it is a good idea for us to have a 20 oz. bottle of baby oil on hand.”

His eyes lit up as he nodded his head vehemently and told me I was completely correct.

But, I’m not letting that baby oil anywhere new my brand new sheets!

Speaking of minor genital irritations, something weird happened yesterday. I was sitting on the edge of the couch in an awkward position and slightly cutting off my circulation. I stood up and realized that my pussy felt weird. Best I can tell, my pussy fell asleep! Has this every happened to anyone else?