I thought it would be appropriate if the first thing I posted this year was some of the things I was proud of writing last year. So, I chart for you the short history of this blog.

March 21st – I posted this picture on the elegantly titled LiveJournal community “Show Your Boobs”. I can’t remember why I did it, but people liked it. A few days later, I started posting entries in the Lumpesse Livejournal.

March 26th – I register this domain just to host pictures that I’m posting on LJ.

April 22nd – I get covered in pollen by rolling around in bed with flowers. Sometime around then, I started posting songs as well – no one gave a shit.

May 30th – I decide that a friends only LJ is a shitty way to get readers and start moving posts from that journal to this blog.

June 6th – I get my first spanking!

August 23rd – I decide that there are actually 100 things about me.

September 26th – I participate in the very first Bloggasm (Sugasm for those of you that are new school) and I *still* get Google hits on the term “adonna vichet” because of it.

September 28th – I give a blowjob in my car for the first time.

October 2nd – I post the first episode of Bedroom Radio. No one really cares.

October 7th – I post the second episode of Bedroom Radio and Sam posts episode 10 of Podnography. I have an orgasm over a backing track on each podcast. People start to care.

October 17th – I post about my underwear and realize it is the first really decent thing I have written. Viviane thought so too so I made the Fleshbot sexblog round-up. I play it cool at the time but I was totally proud of myself and bragged to all my friends.

December 18th – I post about my new tongue piercing and how much I adore Melissa Gira. I promise pictures of the piercing which are after the jump. My resolution for 2006 is to have pictures of my tongue that involve Melissa.