Comments on: what do you taste like?

By: C

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:18:43 +0000

I had a boyfriend tell me once I tasted like strawberries.

By: Curvaceous Dee

Curvaceous Dee — Tue, 03 Jan 2006 17:46:06 +0000

This totally cracked me up – one of the best answers I’ve heard, and one I need to remember for next time I’m asked a silly question!

By: Cal A

Cal A — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 19:51:55 +0000

I’ve thought about this before.
Is it possible that we can’t really taste ourselves? Perhaps the secretions don’t really taste like much because they are from our own body, which we are accustomed to.

I think you might be right. – ellie

By: Ana

Ana — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:31:39 +0000

LOL

I’ve never been asked this question while doing the phone ‘jig’, but I’m glad I read this (in case it’s every asked). I’ve always copped the ‘are you wet?’, and yeah, this one sometimes gets me, especially if it’s asked after three seconds on the phone and the guy expects something like a Niagara Fall cataract to flowand I’m thinking ‘now where’s that damned tube of KY?’

Haha, I’ve never had a problem with that question ;) -ellie

By: alwaysarousedgirl

alwaysarousedgirl — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 18:51:21 +0000

Your last line killed me.

At least you didn’t mention “fish” in the list…

Kiss.

GOD! Ick. – ellie

By: Katie

Katie — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 21:20:28 +0000

It stumped me at first too. Then I started giving detailed answers- not as detailed as your sarcastic answer, which I loved- but detailed enough that they feel kind of strange for asking: Sweet, kind of tangy, a little salty, rich, a little like vanilla. If they’re a repeat client I’ll follow up by asking if they’ve ever tasted themselves… So many guys are afraid to taste their own juices. Sad, really.

I guess I need a more service-oriented approach to phonesex ;) Vanilla? Really? When do I get to eat you out?! – ellie

By: Gabe

Gabe — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 20:42:55 +0000

Oh my… I’ve been guilty of asking that question, or at least variations on it. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to again, at least not without cracking up immediately.

Sorry to ruin one of your smooth lines, cowboy. It isn’t a deal breaker but it certainly throws a wrench in things, IMO. – ellie

By: Nobilis

Nobilis — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 22:48:28 +0000

Oh, wow, I read this and everyone in the room is wondering if I’ve lost my mind.

Thanks to both of you for brightening my day.