arse

Well, today is my birthday and several important things happen on my birthday every year.
1 – No one gives a shit because that drama queen Jesus is having his birthday also.
2 – I try not to take myself too seriously.
3 – I want someone to give me spankings.

So, this picture sort of encompasses all of those emotions. First, Jesus never wears a thong, so he isn’t as deserving of your birthday attention. Second, my cat is silently judging me while I attempt to take this picture. I could have cropped that out but it was too hilarious to edit. Third, spankings, get on top of that!