
Well, today is my birthday and several important things happen on my birthday every year.
1 – No one gives a shit because that drama queen Jesus is having his birthday also.
2 – I try not to take myself too seriously.
3 – I want someone to give me spankings.
So, this picture sort of encompasses all of those emotions. First, Jesus never wears a thong, so he isn’t as deserving of your birthday attention. Second, my cat is silently judging me while I attempt to take this picture. I could have cropped that out but it was too hilarious to edit. Third, spankings, get on top of that!


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No Response for "spankings please!"
::THWACK!!::
Happy birthday, Ellie!
So what have you done to deserve them? I mean, besides being a naughty girl and recording the orgasms you have while listening to music?
I’ve been very *nice* to deserve my spankings! -ellie
See, I should say happy birthday to you, but that picture makes it feel like “Happy Birthday to Me!”
But Happy Birthday, Ellie. I hope the day, and the next year, are great for you.
Thanks Gabe! As long is everyone is happy. . . – ellie
Smack!
Happy Birthday, Ellie. Bedroom Radio…What can I say?…Wow!
Thanks Scott! Wow works for me. . . – ellie
Happy birthday. And the cat… very cute and funny. I have photos like that with my dog staring. Very disconcerting….
It cracked me up when I saw it, he looks so judgemental!
hi. on 23rd was my birthday too. a late happy birthday!
Thanks! Happy birthday to you as well. – ellie
I missed your birthday :( I’m so sorry, happy belated birthday, I really do need to spend more time with you and your site and less time feeling sorry for myself and being a drama queen.
Hope you’re enjoying the holiday, whichever holiday you’re enjoying, speak to you soon.
Thanks sweetie! I miss you as well. – ellie
*Thwap!* Now that is a butt worth spanking. Happy birthday, Ellie.
Your cat cracks me up. Too cute.
Thanks sweetie! – ellie
How can you be absolutely certain that Jesus didn’t wear thongs? Hmmm? :D
Happy birthday…swat to your lovely behind.
I’ll skip the tasteless jokes about how my people killed him and just say that it is a hunch. – ellie
How could anyone not want to smack that ass?
Thats what I’m saying! – ellie
Yo! Happy belated, Ellie! I love that picture.
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